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One of pat's drinking buddies almost got raped

captain_kamala

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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A guy hovering around the bar? Very suspicious.

Who the fuck would want to roofie this goofy-looking weirdo?
Nobody. Plus it’s called a napkin, put it on top of your drink. The bar won’t toss it and you’re only going away for a couple minutes. These types made up problems because they live such boring lives.
 

captain_kamala

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Nothing says trash like bringing your beer to the bathroom. Nobody wants to drug you, stupid. You’re drinking so much you can’t go to the bathroom without bringing your drink drugs won’t be needed.
What you do is wait for the bartender to ask if you want another, then say yeah but don't give it to me until I come back from the bathroom. I can't imagine why a dude would need to do this though.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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What you do is wait for the bartender to ask if you want another, then say yeah but don't give it to me until I come back from the bathroom. I can't imagine why a dude would need to do this though.
That or just finish your drink and go to the bathroom. This guy sounds like he drinks so much he can’t not go without a drink for a second.
 

NoBacon

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In other words, a normal person went to the bar, sat down and didn’t realise it was taken. Bearded homosexual freak comes back and starts accusing you of drugging and trying to rape him passive aggressively. You have a few sips and realise it’s too awkward because he’s now pointing at you and asking his drink to be replaced, so you leave.

Hysterical socially autistic faggots
 

Gay Faggot.

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Pretty sure I got roofied at a gay bar awhile ago. I left my drink and there were a couple of fags talking to me. Anyways, I have a pretty high tolerance and I was wasted after around 4 drinks. Ended up browning out most of the night but got kicked out for calling one of them a faggot. I laugh at the fact I probably got roofied. Any dude who doesn’t just laugh is a fucking faggot.
 
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