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Nobody. Plus it’s called a napkin, put it on top of your drink. The bar won’t toss it and you’re only going away for a couple minutes. These types made up problems because they live such boring lives.A guy hovering around the bar? Very suspicious.
Who the fuck would want to roofie this goofy-looking weirdo?
What you do is wait for the bartender to ask if you want another, then say yeah but don't give it to me until I come back from the bathroom. I can't imagine why a dude would need to do this though.Nothing says trash like bringing your beer to the bathroom. Nobody wants to drug you, stupid. You’re drinking so much you can’t go to the bathroom without bringing your drink drugs won’t be needed.
That or just finish your drink and go to the bathroom. This guy sounds like he drinks so much he can’t not go without a drink for a second.What you do is wait for the bartender to ask if you want another, then say yeah but don't give it to me until I come back from the bathroom. I can't imagine why a dude would need to do this though.
I Pee Ayou don't like your craft beers flavored with piss mist?
This is how I knew his faggot’s story reeked of bullshit: this soyboy fag would be lucky if a Vin Diesel type fucked him. It wouldn’t happen in any reality.He makes sure to mention it was a Vin Diesel lookalike so people know he only gets raped by hot guys.
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