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Gay-Face

Relathx, baby. I hab a lithp.
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You always have food based dilemmas... @Brooke Shields are you, by anychance...FAT? I think so, lol.

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DMAN

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑷𝒆𝒐𝒑𝒍𝒆'𝒔 π‘¨π’…π’Žπ’Šπ’
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I usually say it that way because it rhymes and is fun to say but I specifically didn't this time because last time I did somebody called me a faggot for it. ME. ABE VIGODA. A FAGGOT.

The DMAN when he was a little DBOY still had incredible massive balls. When he used to sit indian style in class and it became very uncomfy for The DTESTES, The DBOY thought that "criss cross apple sauce" was supposed to be some sick disgusting joke about how it felt like his balls were being mashed into an apple sauce like substance. The teacher would say it with a chuckle and it just made The DBOY's balls hurt all the more.
 

despacito69

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ONLY correct answer: fuck the dip can while maintaining eye contact.

It's DG, so the question becomes - do you think they are capable?

In my case, it was a 4'8 sixteenthroon, who once I mentioned the 4 for 2 sign(which they had dozens of) mentioned the monitor said I was getting some 50c off for my tuna shit.

At that point I can assume this all is a scam and she's in on it OR she's too retarded to help OR she simply doesn't care and won't help(most likely) so I can either put the items back like I can't afford it or buy them and pig out like I intended.
The minutes are ticking away for me to drink alone in a hotel room.
πŸ˜‚Who the fuck grocery shops at Doller general? What kind of gutter trash scummmmbag are you?
 
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