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He could try eating fewer loaves of meat.
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ONA Goes To Worldcon!
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Alright, I'm not even going to attempt humor with this one. I just feel bad for her/it/xer/whatever.She has great hair and no amount of catty comments from Bam will change my mind. Congrats on becoming a new side character, Queen Terrible Timy! https://x.com/queensasylum
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I think he might have bought a bigger size of this shirt, that way he can claim he hasn’t gained weight since he’s still wearing his “old” shirts.
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How close do you this nigga is to 3 bills? He's gotta be 280 now. Disgusting
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He's obese by every medical standard, stlaker.
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Looks like progeria.
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You can see from the wrinkly, loose area near his badge that he was stretching out his shirt with his hands at some point trying to make it be less tight. Fat idiot.
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All empty calories, child.
Pat, listen to me: ground turkey breast, beans, onions, peppers, garlic, seasoning. Low calorie, lean protein. That's one free meal idea for you.
Get some Isopure or equivalent. That should probably be your lunch.
No breads, no liquid calories (that means sobriety, fat fuck).
Fruits, veggies. You can do this, child. I'm rooting for you.
(Just kidding. I hope you have a heart attack.)
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There was a movement to use the term “criss cross apple sauce” instead but that ended up offending diabetics.
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I wanted to skip exercising today but saw the latest Tublinson pics and decided not to.
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Pat, if you are reading this, allow me to introduce you to the wonderful and fulfilling world of lentils.
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My wife was taught criss-cross apple sauce was how you latched around the leg of someone trying to abduct you while you screamed for help. It sounds retarded to me but I'm sure Paul doesn't appreciate any form of juvenile self defense.
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She looks like an emu.
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We've talked about this before, but I honestly don't think Fatso is terribly heavy. He's not 6', he has weak limbs, and no muscle. If I had to guess, he's around 240 but it's all bone and blubber.
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She's just English
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His fuckin head probably weighs 30lbs
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...Yeah maybe he's 255.