Old 90s Movies

[guest]

The Crow

Ew. That was seriously the corniest movie ever.

It can't rain... ALL the time.

Do I smell.... GASOLIIIIINE?

Remember that part where he grabbed onto that junkie lady and the heroin came out of her veins?

Ugh. That movie was so bad God killed the star as punishment during filming.

MMMMM RACHEL! IT CAN'T RAIN! ALL THE TIME! THE POLOPONIES!!!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Ew. That was seriously the corniest movie ever.

It can't rain... ALL the time.

Do I smell.... GASOLIIIIINE?

Remember that part where he grabbed onto that junkie lady and the heroin came out of her veins?

Ugh. That movie was so bad God killed the star as punishment during filming.

MMMMM RACHEL! IT CAN'T RAIN! ALL THE TIME! THE POLOPONIES!!!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Ew. That was seriously the corniest movie ever.

It can't rain... ALL the time.

Do I smell.... GASOLIIIIINE?

Remember that part where he grabbed onto that junkie lady and the heroin came out of her veins?

Ugh. That movie was so bad God killed the star as punishment during filming.

MMMMM RACHEL! IT CAN'T RAIN! ALL THE TIME! THE POLOPONIES!!!

I think that it had the problem of relying upon - and consequently identifying with - its "alternative" soundtrack and indeed that whole grunge movement.

Certainly parts of it are very dated, but I still enjoy it. It's like Highlander - a very fun movie that inexplicably begat a series of increasingly shitty sequels.

Hell, they both even evolved into 90s era TV shows ( though Highlander's was far more successful).

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

The big Lebowski. Any 90s cien brothers film

 

[guest]

The big Lebowski. Any 90s cien brothers film

8 year olds, dude.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

8 year olds, dude.

",No I do not think he was about to break!"

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Gummo
SLC Punk
Last Action Hero
Mimic
Se7en
The Usual Suspects
ExistenZ
City of Lost Children
The Sand Lot
The Beverly Hillbillies
Ernest Scared Stupid
Cube

 

[guest]

SLC Punk
Mimic
Se7en
The Usual Suspects
ExistenZ
The Sand Lot
The Beverly Hillbillies
Ernest Scared Stupid
Cube

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

I think that it had the problem of relying upon - and consequently identifying with - its "alternative" soundtrack and indeed that whole grunge movement.

Certainly parts of it are very dated, but I still enjoy it. It's like Highlander - a very fun movie that inexplicably begat a series of increasingly shitty sequels.

Hell, they both even evolved into 90s era TV shows ( though Highlander's was far more successful).

It did have one Pantera song on it.

 

[guest]

It did have one Pantera song on it.


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OH MY GOD THE GUYS FROM PANTERA ARE NEO-NAZIS???

Said nobody ever in the history of ever.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

OH MY GOD THE GUYS FROM PANTERA ARE NEO-NAZIS???

Said nobody ever in the history of ever.

They’ve been getting kicked off festivals in other countries for Phil’s old rants. Germany of all places was one that cancelled them.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

my top 5 movies of all time are from the 90's (in no particular order)
Excessive Force (this is a wonder "action noir" movie that never got any love- and Im so happy no one else knows about it)
The Perfect Weapon
Rocky IV
Clerks (FUCK YOU)
there's one more

The perfect weapon? I just saw that recently for the first time and was surprised it went under my radar since I thought I had seen all those “type” of movies. I’ve heard of Excessive Force, will have to check out

 

[johnnynoname]

Excessive Force

it's a marvelous movie
Thomas Ian Griffith plays well as a lead but doesn't eat up any scenes with this start studded cast.....
It is the Apex of Direct to Cable 90's Cop Noir

going into it blindy, this movie has no right to be as good as it is

 

[guest]

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight

Billy Zane is great in it and it’s a pretty cool story.

Bordello of Blood

Another Tales from the Crypt movie where Dennis Miller basically just rattles off one-liners while fighting vampire prostitutes.

I remember howling at Bordello of Blood as a kid. Does it hold up?

 

[guest]

The Last Boy Scout
Hudson Hawk
Boogie Nights
La Haine
Europa Europa
There's Something About Mary
Ravenous
Very Bad Things
Election
The Game
L.A Confidential
A Simple Plan
Glengarry Glen Ross
Dazed and Confused

 

[Prince Bvstin]

H

Total Recall slaps, child.

Cape Feare is hilarious

Miller’s Crossing

Barton Fink

Heavyweights still makes me laugh

Hard Boiled

Dark City



Lesser ones that fit what you are talking about more:

The Ninth Gate has some lame stuff in it but I like the vibe of it.

Under Siege rules

One with Dave Foley called The Wrong Guy made me laugh but I haven’t seen it in a long time.

Three Kings is a fun pre 9/11 war-related movie

Baseketball

Blue Streak

Encino Man

City Slickers

Hard Boiled is a fucking shout, not enough praise for that film.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Clear and Present Danger

Patriot Games

Harrison Ford jack ryans are good, old fashioned fun

 

[Not bad]

Gummo
SLC Punk
Last Action Hero
Mimic
Se7en
The Usual Suspects
ExistenZ
City of Lost Children
The Sand Lot
The Beverly Hillbillies
Ernest Scared Stupid
Cube

That progeria kid eating spaghetti in the bathtub in Gummo is so gross.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I remember howling at Bordello of Blood as a kid. Does it hold up?

Haven’t seen it in years so I’m not sure. But Pat always reminds me of a scene where a guy try’s to “Tough Guy Tomlinson” Dennis by asking him if he’d like to take it outside. And Dennis just says no thanks he’s not in the mood for a blowjob. That line always got my ribs.

 

[guest]

They’ve been getting kicked off festivals in other countries for Phil’s old rants. Germany of all places was one that cancelled them.

So sad how fucking GERMANY is the most anti Nazi country of all time