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Ol’ Dick Suckin’ Tommy

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Grand Cyclops of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
Felony victim believing
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  • Deleted by John Wayne Gacy
  • Reason: It sucks
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Honey Badger

My father has no penis
How to you survive 43 or however many years on this planet without understanding that responding in any way to something like this is giving the rascal exactly what he wants. Fat and very, very dumb.
A reminder that conversations like these exist and Pat takes them 100% seriously

 

HoraceStanker

Why is Kyle varsity and you're not?
I've always thought that Pat should go silent for a minimum of 6 months. He should buckle down, write his books, and go to the gym. He could cheat and have an AI do all the writing. He should block every call that's not in his contacts and focus on himself. In 6 months, this place will have moved on. Jackie is coming in hot, trying to steal all the attention, so now's a perfect time.

Instead, he promptly answers every text he receives and pushes the conversation forward. Someone once said that if a homeless man were sitting on the sidewalk saying "fuck you" to everyone who walked by, Pat would be the one guy who stopped, looked at him, and said, "No, fuck YOU."
 

porquedealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
I've always thought that Pat should go silent for a minimum of 6 months. He should buckle down, write his books, and go to the gym. He could cheat and have an AI do all the writing. He should block every call that's not in his contacts and focus on himself. In 6 months, this place will have moved on. Jackie is coming in hot, trying to steal all the attention, so now's a perfect time.

Instead, he promptly answers every text he receives and pushes the conversation forward. Someone once said that if a homeless man were sitting on the sidewalk saying "fuck you" to everyone who walked by, Pat would be the one guy who stopped, looked at him, and said, "No, fuck YOU."

No Child, these aren't normal trolls, you have never dealt with anything like this before.
 

FFWBTdad

is there a thread of your collection from those r/comedydickheads? as a true crime fan, i think I need a coffee table book of their felony text conversations with Rick.
 
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