Ohtani to Toronto

[Peckas]

I already hate the dodgers so now I have another reason.

 

[aRTie02150]

The coolest Japanese chinaman to ever play the game:



Everything he ever said was funny. The motherfucker is adorable.

I want a Kawa. I imagine he'd get up to something wacky every day. Like I'd come outside and he's dug a tunnel from my house to the candy store overnight.

Kawa was such a refreshing personality. People say they reminded him of a Japanese tourist visiting America and accidentally joined a professional baseball team.


Love these interviews with him.







I miss the man too.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

700 million is insanity. Does he really sleep 12 hours per day?

 

[WifeStoreWill]

They keep saying baseball is dying yet their players get contracts above Euro soccer players. Where is this fucking money coming from?

 

[CutesyMissy]

700 million is insanity. Does he really sleep 12 hours per day?

Kinda need to when you are training 4 hour for pitching and 4 hours for batting.

He'll be lucky if he's able to brush his teeth by age 50.

 

[Africa.com]

They keep saying baseball is dying yet their players get contracts above Euro soccer players. Where is this fucking money coming from?

Local TV contracts. The Dodgers got a huge deal about a decade (?) a go. The rest of the teams have been using that as a framework for their own massive deals.

Idk I'm all out wit da baseball but this was all happening when I started to lose interest

 

[StlakerFatti]

I repeat: No Ohtani for Toronny.

Shabbat Shalomi for my Toronnies

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Shabbat Shalomi for my Toronnies

I think the only times I've ever seen the hat jews were in Toronto.