@Turrdy Fawwwwwwk I did it again, bro. I took their thanksgiving thread. We invade Maine at dawn.
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Official Real Thanksgiving Thread
- Thread starter BonnieMcFarlaneMe2
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Our money doesn't burn or get fucked in the washing machine. I win again.
You’re just babbling nonsense like you do in every other thread. Not sure how that counts as a W.
You don’t wash your clothes.
Yeah but sometimes you throw a 20 in the washing machine just for fun when you're bored.
Do ya?
Yeah. Then you push your legs and butt against the wall and piss in your own face. Your dad yells at you for making a mess. Life is hard sometimes.
Okay, terrific.
FAGGOT Canada wishes we'd add them as a 51st state but FUCK THAT we'd rather be nuked before strapping ourselves to their retardation
I had the thanksgiving firehouse sub last night. Cost a lot but pretty good.
I’ve never been to one of those before. Same with Quiznos.
If the US and Canada were Baldwin brothers the US would be Alec and Canada would be Stephen… a slightly retarded relative coasting off our accomplishments, trying to do a cheap imitation of us by stealing our holidays and traditions.
You’re not Alec, Canada. You’re not even William. You’re at a casting call to play a decaying corpse on the 26th season of Law and Order SVU while we’re gunning down cinematographers for fun on a multi-million dollar production that’s self-funded. We’re having fun and you HATE that
I think Stephen Baldwin went on Loveline to promote a Christian skateboarding video. Some coffee line at Walbound’s too. Guy seemed like a weirdo.
Isn’t he in a ton of those Pureflix movies too?
ME: THANK YOU
I don’t know what that is. Christian Netflix?
They make a bunch of Christian movies like God’s Not Dead and other similar movies.
Everybody hates you. Everyone hates the US (rightfully so), they just think you’re annoying enough that they hate you. I have heard from multiple different people that Canadians, Americans, and the British are the worst tourists. You are Americas hat, and always will be. The fact you can’t just be humble and accept that, is why nobody likes Canadians. Besides the accent, because it’s funny. People do like that.
Happy Thanksgiving faggots.