I'm coming. And I'm bringing The Great Sword Of Nova Scotia with me.
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Official Real Thanksgiving Thread
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We don't do that since 2022. There were too many deaths. We almost lost Prince Edward Island
Please don’t make a mockery of this.
My ex is from Nova Scotia and Holy shit are they scrappy. I wouldn't be surprised to see one carry a sword.
I'm not. I'm going to behead you with a sword.
The title is Real Thanksgiving. It's our thanksgiving. We fought a war over it. We won.
Oh yeah, I forgot you pussies can’t own guns. These colors don’t run!
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We can own guns, we just don't carry handguns around because we're not afraid all the time.Oh yeah, I forgot you pussies can’t own guns. These colors don’t run!
You can’t have beer in a boat even if the driver isn’t drinking. I hope you get a dwi in your stupid canoe.
IT'S A KAYAK AND I'M DRUNK IN IT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. I AM ABOVE THE LAW.
Anyone who hates Americans, Canadians or brits as travelers hasn't met Russians and Israelis.
Do Russians even travel? I’ve worked with them before, obviously they weren’t tourists. I also can’t remember a time I’ve met an Israeli tourist, assuming they’re Jewish I can imagine how annoying they are but, to be fair, Israel Jew is different than American Jew. Neither of those two groups I know as travelers though… it’s almost like they’re single minded and retarded…
They can but only 10 rounds in their detachable mags. They still get to buy all the neato chink shit we don't get also (type 81, sks, type 97) because norinco supposedly tried to arm the vatos locos in LA back in the 90s so now we can't have any of that stuff.Oh yeah, I forgot you pussies can’t own guns. These colors don’t run!
Also no Ar which is a disgrace. The trade-offs are not worth it.
But I do wish we had norinco m-14s, norinco glocks, the type 81, the type 97, and those neat pistols they sell in canada of original Chinese design. I would let the vatos locos have them if I could have them tbhwitcha.
I'll be in Abe's
What the fuck were they thinking anyway? Vatos locos would be the new red guard? It would never happen but if it did the USA could just fence off LA and turn it into an artillery testing ground (which they should anyway!)
Edit: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1996-05-24-mn-7854-story.html Why did you do it Hammond? Why??
Edit: https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1996-05-24-mn-7854-story.html Why did you do it Hammond? Why??
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Alot of them go to places like Cyprus and Sharm El Sheikh in Egypt. Alot of Russian prostitutes in Dubai
I've met alot of Israelis here, they're always way more crude/crass compared to North American Jews.
What kind of inverted-reality bait is this? Are you sure your brain isn't rotting and not your hand?
Fellow Canadians, please respect the national sanctity of all American man, Bonnie McFarlane.