I can feel it coming in the air tonight!
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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I don't know about you fellas, but I think I'm aging quite well.
Credit to all the grass-fed Scotch eggs as a wee lad.
Credit to all the grass-fed Scotch eggs as a wee lad.
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That’s a lot of makeup to go hunting
Lot of the smooth tool in photoshop too.
You're def aging better than Calling All Stations didI don't know about you fellas, but I think I'm aging quite well.
Credit to all the grass-fed Scotch eggs as a wee lad.
"One Man's Fool" is a classic and I hold to that.
Don't motherfuck me, you ssscccuuummmmmbbbbaaaagggggg.
Women have told me I look like Timothy McVeigh (always wonderful to get compared to a domestic terrorist instead of George Clooney) but I act like romcom John Cusack.
Timmy got executed by the state before 9/11 and Cusack's Hollywood career as a leading man is dead because he hates Jews. Write your own punchline to that setup.
You appear to be inexplicably tall based on the Joseph Cumia scale. I assume you’re an NBA superstar?
Women have told me I look like Timothy McVeigh (always wonderful to get compared to a domestic terrorist instead of George Clooney) but I act like romcom John Cusack.
Timmy got executed by the state before 9/11 and Cusack's Hollywood career as a leading man is dead because he hates Jews. Write your own punchline to that setup.
Unlike Patrick S Tomlinson, I played sports in high school. If you ever get your hands on a copy of my yearbook, you'll see me in the team photograph smiling like a retard. That being said, I am so fucking bad at basketball. My body just cannot compute how to put the damn ball in the damn basket. I spent so many goddamn periods in gym class trying to figure out a layup, bricked it every time. The worst part is the two sports I'm naturally gifted in (hockey and water polo) - my high school didn't have them as sports.
I’m eagerly awaiting a signed copy of said year book.
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Can't be. Between being nice and simply posting here, I was convinced you were a great big fat person.
Pretty girls can be demented trolls too ya know. Being an outlier has its rewards.
I showed your picture to Mal, @RobertMewler - keep in mind, she knows of what I do here, and especially of what you do here with your reports.
She just paused for what felt like an eternity, looked back at me and said "someone that pretty shouldn't be that funny."
I think that's the nicest compliment I've ever heard her give anyone.
Dude, I have three batshit crazy stories involving high school classmates, all of which are Hollywood related. But all of which can be easily traced back to me so I can't tell them. My sort of high school rival, my ex, and a girl that I'm fairly certain had a huge crush on me.
But the details. These stories involve Saturday Night Live, an alleged hate crime, a $1 million graduation present to kickstart your Hollywood career, a prank phone call on a radio show where I was the main subject, a second separate thing involving a current cast member of SNL, and two different Golden Globe nominations, one win one loss. And I'm still just a faggot angry that my high school didn't have a hockey team because I was a damn good stay-at-home defenseman.