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Official fight challenge to Furburger

KaNAMBLA Harris

Fine Hatian Cuisine
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Buddy, you can't afford the bus fare to Kingsford Smith, much less buy a plane ticket once you get there.

Hey, I was thinking of names for your fetal alcohol kid. How about "Furburger" if it's a boy, and if it's a girl, "Fleurburger"?
This excuse sounds more like you banking on his presumed inability… Why don’t you name a place and find out?
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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You're so creepy. Why don't you man up and pick a time and place to fight, you little bitch?
What's your height and weight?
Because the reality is, in a couple of hours you're going to sober up and realise that you've just drunk your entire unemployment check, and will have to spend the next week or two picking through trash bins for something to eat.

Again.

Nice parenting, stupid.
 
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Because the reality is, in a couple of hours you're going to sober up and realise that you've just drunk your entire unemployment check, and will have to spend the next week or two picking through trash bins for something to eat.

Again.

Nice parenting, stupid.
It's been a couple of hours, I still want to fight you. Name the time and place, you pussy ass bitch [SIZE=26px]FAGGOT[/SIZE].
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Twenty years ago in the Summer of 2002... his holes were stretched.

Now he's back... and ready for vengeance



Dougie: The Final Stretch

Streaming on something bigger than Netflix this September.

I'm not taking sides here, but Dougie: The Final Stretch made me laugh very, very hard.
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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G'day cunts! Moi name's Dougie, but you can call me Agent Torquie, or Torque de Lard, or ShutYourCakeHorn, or Lucyfer, or Clyde Frog, or even Polly Prissy Pants (but only when Oi'm feelin' 'orrrny!) They're all me, pretending to be different people, so that people on this Bulletin' Board will think I have friends - but don't tell anybody about moi cunning plaaaan!

I'm an unemployed suicidal alcoholic, and today Oi'm

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In this episode, some flamin' drongo called me an alcoholic who shouldn't have kids, and Oi got pissed on cheap lager and challenged 'im to a foight! I'll be hiddin' off into the unknarrrrn, facing who knows what dangers, just to prove Oi'm not an impulsive alcoholic who makes tirrible life choices. Some cunts say that the booze has distroyed moi frontal lobe and that's why Oi fuck up all my relationships - but Oi'll show them!

How far will Oi have to go? Who knows, it's an adventure! Maybe Oi'll reach Penrith, or Kingswood, or Mount Druit - that's as far east as Oi've ever beeen - or maybe even Rooty Hill!

Maybe - if this cunt's a rool long way away - I'll even make it to the legendary Bon Diiii! They've got an ocean there, so they have! That's like a reservwah, only bigger! You can't drink it, either - not because it's full of pesticides, sheep dip and shopping trolleys like back 'ome - but because it's too salty! Emagine that!

So join me as I put moi job seeker's Opal card to good use (becuase Oi've lost me farkin' loicence again) and go Foightin' Rand the Wurld!
 

DMbA

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G'day cunts! Moi name's Dougie, but you can call me Agent Torquie, or Torque de Lard, or ShutYourCakeHorn, or Lucyfer, or Clyde Frog, or even Polly Prissy Pants (but only when Oi'm feelin' 'orrrny!) They're all me, pretending to be different people, so that people on this Bulletin' Board will think I have friends - but don't tell anybody about moi cunning plaaaan!

I'm an unemployed suicidal alcoholic, and today Oi'm

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In this episode, some flamin' drongo called me an alcoholic who shouldn't have kids, and Oi got pissed on cheap lager and challenged 'im to a foight! I'll be hiddin' off into the unknarrrrn, facing who knows what dangers, just to prove Oi'm not an impulsive alcoholic who makes tirrible life choices. Some cunts say that the booze has distroyed moi frontal lobe and that's why Oi fuck up all my relationships - but Oi'll show them!

How far will Oi have to go? Who knows, it's an adventure! Maybe Oi'll reach Penrith, or Kingswood, or Mount Druit - that's as far east as Oi've ever beeen - or maybe even Rooty Hill!

Maybe - if this cunt's a rool long way away - I'll even make it to the legendary Bon Diiii! They've got an ocean there, so they have! That's like a reservwah, only bigger! You can't drink it, either - not because it's full of pesticides, sheep dip and shopping trolleys like back 'ome - but because it's too salty! Emagine that!

So join me as I put moi job seeker's Opal card to good use (becuase Oi've lost me farkin' loicence again) and go Foightin' Rand the Wurld!
I wonder how many of the souf pork folks is vaxxxxxxxxxed, I bet they all vaxxxxxxxxxed but this one guy didn't and the 4 boys gave him the beewax
 
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G'day cunts! Moi name's Dougie, but you can call me Agent Torquie, or Torque de Lard, or ShutYourCakeHorn, or Lucyfer, or Clyde Frog, or even Polly Prissy Pants (but only when Oi'm feelin' 'orrrny!) They're all me, pretending to be different people, so that people on this Bulletin' Board will think I have friends - but don't tell anybody about moi cunning plaaaan!

I'm an unemployed suicidal alcoholic, and today Oi'm

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In this episode, [URL='https://new.onaforums.net/threads/i-wanna-see-the-debtors-movie.34623/page-141#post-966845']some flamin' drongo called me an alcoholic who shouldn't have kids,[/URL] and Oi got pissed on cheap lager and challenged 'im to a foight! I'll be hiddin' off into the unknarrrrn, facing who knows what dangers, just to prove Oi'm not an impulsive alcoholic who makes tirrible life choices. Some cunts say that the booze has distroyed moi frontal lobe and that's why Oi fuck up all my relationships - but Oi'll show them!

How far will Oi have to go? Who knows, it's an adventure! Maybe Oi'll reach Penrith, or Kingswood, or Mount Druit - that's as far east as Oi've ever beeen - or maybe even Rooty Hill!

Maybe - if this cunt's a rool long way away - I'll even make it to the legendary Bon Diiii! They've got an ocean there, so they have! That's like a reservwah, only bigger! You can't drink it, either - not because it's full of pesticides, sheep dip and shopping trolleys like back 'ome - but because it's too salty! Emagine that!

So join me as I put moi job seeker's Opal card to good use (becuase Oi've lost me farkin' loicence again) and go Foightin' Rand the Wurld!
What's wrong with you dude? I made amends and apologized for being a dick.

Now when are we fighting?
 

Milk74

I'm black Irish
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G'day cunts! Moi name's Dougie, but you can call me Agent Torquie, or Torque de Lard, or ShutYourCakeHorn, or Lucyfer, or Clyde Frog, or even Polly Prissy Pants (but only when Oi'm feelin' 'orrrny!) They're all me, pretending to be different people, so that people on this Bulletin' Board will think I have friends - but don't tell anybody about moi cunning plaaaan!

I'm an unemployed suicidal alcoholic, and today Oi'm

View attachment 148160

In this episode, some flamin' drongo called me an alcoholic who shouldn't have kids, and Oi got pissed on cheap lager and challenged 'im to a foight! I'll be hiddin' off into the unknarrrrn, facing who knows what dangers, just to prove Oi'm not an impulsive alcoholic who makes tirrible life choices. Some cunts say that the booze has distroyed moi frontal lobe and that's why Oi fuck up all my relationships - but Oi'll show them!

How far will Oi have to go? Who knows, it's an adventure! Maybe Oi'll reach Penrith, or Kingswood, or Mount Druit - that's as far east as Oi've ever beeen - or maybe even Rooty Hill!

Maybe - if this cunt's a rool long way away - I'll even make it to the legendary Bon Diiii! They've got an ocean there, so they have! That's like a reservwah, only bigger! You can't drink it, either - not because it's full of pesticides, sheep dip and shopping trolleys like back 'ome - but because it's too salty! Emagine that!

So join me as I put moi job seeker's Opal card to good use (becuase Oi've lost me farkin' loicence again) and go Foightin' Rand the Wurld!
🤣🤣🤣
 

FurBurger

What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Now when are we fighting?
Well, look at you, Admiral Orbani! Still swinging after all these years!

Also, since you ignored my other comment, remember that post of yours under your old account where you said you were too scared to get a hooker locally in case someone saw you, and were thinking about flying overseas? I had a look for it, but the board won't let me search for posts by Guest (which is what all of your accounts switch to, when you sober up and delete them out of fear).

I figure if you've broken up with your girl, you'll be starting the months-long process of summoning the courage to visit a hooker in the near future and will be looking for suggestions on countries to go to that have underage hookers, but that are still safe (not Vietnam or Thailand).
 
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Well, look at you, Admiral Orbani! Still swinging after all these years!

Also, since you ignored my other comment, remember that post of yours under your old account where you said you were too scared to get a hooker locally in case someone saw you, and were thinking about flying overseas? I had a look for it, but the board won't let me search for posts by Guest (which is what all of your accounts switch to, when you sober up and delete them out of fear).

I figure if you've broken up with your girl, you'll be starting the months-long process of summoning the courage to visit a hooker in the near future and will be looking for suggestions on countries to go to that have underage hookers, but that are still safe (not Vietnam or Thailand).
Huh? What day/time is good for you? I'm fine with 29th September if you want.
 
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