Official "Embarrassing PM's sent to Dan" thread.

[guest]

The only faggy DM I've ever sent was a concerned message to FezFuckedBabyLove to find out if the drugs were a bit or if he's actually about that life. The answer would SHOCK YOU. It wouldn't though.

Hold on, hold on, save it for the podcast!

 

[Meownaw]

I hope to get a DM from WK but he must be busy or something.

 

[guest]

I hope to get a DM from WK but he must be busy or something.

Too soon 🥹

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Oh, you thought I was finished? @HomeRunCumia , come on down...

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[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Everyone agreed to go back to patposting harder.

This is the only part that bothers me. Pat should be getting hounded worse than ever right now.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is the only part that bothers me. Pat should be getting hounded worse than ever right now.

It's literally his fault that Jon is dead.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

It's literally his fault that Jon is dead.

Imagine if Pat’s daughter is just like Patrick

That would be so funny to me

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

It's literally his fault that Jon is dead.

I am just imagining the smug look on his fucking face when he found out. It's why I've been doing shit like this all day:

Contact

This is just a short excerpt for the contact page.

allthingsdarkanddirty.blog

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Imagine if Pat’s daughter is just like Patrick

That would be so funny to me

I've speculated that she is probably genetically stupid and annoying as well as weird looking, but now isn't the time for that. Fly high, Jonward Aldophus Rodrigo Snyder.

 

[Harry Powell]

I am just imagining the smug look on his fucking face when he found out. It's why I've been doing shit like this all day:

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This is just a short excerpt for the contact page.

allthingsdarkanddirty.blog

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I don’t really get the furniture bit. Won’t people just assume that’s some kind of random bot-generated spam and fully ignore it?

 

[Imager]

If the payoff to this bit isn’t Dan taking NPS off the air forever, then none of this is worth it.

The only funny ending is him canceling the show.

 

[guest]

I am just imagining the smug look on his fucking face when he found out. It's why I've been doing shit like this all day:

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I love you so much.

 

[guest]

I've speculated that she is probably genetically stupid and annoying as well as weird looking, but now isn't the time for that. Fly high, Jonward.

it would be so interesting from a scientific nature/nurture aspect to see her social media behavior.

 

[Meownaw]

If the payoff to this bit isn’t Dan taking NPS off the air forever, then none of this is worth it.

The only funny ending is him canceling the show.

Damn that would really show us!

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I don’t really get the furniture bit. Won’t people just assume that’s some kind of random bot-generated spam and fully ignore it?

Some might, but that's actually Niki's real business number and email. The furniture bit is only one of the copy/paste contact form trolling bits. If even one goes through, I'm happy with it as long as piggy knows that I'm fucking with his sow.

 

[guest]

This is the only part that bothers me. Pat should be getting hounded worse than ever right now.

Relax...Most people can't look at his Twitter all day without going insane....

 

[guest]

Dan deleted this, but here you go..Pretty tame.

 

[guest]

Dan deleted this, but here you go..Pretty tame.

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Well that proves it's not a bit. Thank you for your service Bubbler.

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Dan’s a bit

a bit mental

 

[Sting]