Official 2023 Resolutions Thread

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Keep on making time to exercise. Try to be more chill about stupid shit I can’t control. Shoot bigger ropes.

Also not be such a stickler faggot about shit like dieting / fasting / exercising. I’m turning into “that guy that never shuts the fuck up about running” and it’s so lame

 

[guest]

Drink less exercise more. Pretty much gave up exercising after having the kiddo but cant keep using that as an excuse i just gotta make the time for it

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Drink less exercise more. Pretty much gave up exercising after having the kiddo but cant keep using that as an excuse i just gotta make the time for it

You can do it brothaman. Just think how making time for exercise / drinking less will give you more time with your offspring.

This is what you get it you neglect all three (alcohol moderation, physical fitness, parental duties):

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

To stop being so fawkin' good at everything and right all da time. It really becomes exhausting.

I just got way too much pussy last year so my goal is to pump the brakes and spend more time with my wife and kids.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Also not be such a stickler faggot about shit like dieting / fasting / exercising. I’m turning into “that guy that never shuts the fuck up about running” and it’s so lame

Why don’t you run into traffic?

 

[Udders]

Oh i forgot, i also want to find a ''lady'' who allows me to lay on top of her.

 

[Treat Yourself]

• Lose 10 lbs (no bacon egg cheese...)
• Finish a creative project I've been working on for over three years. I don't promote my shit anywhere because I don't want to spend the money or time and I don't really care since this is hobby stuff and it's not great. (Make more excuses, stupid.) But, I would like to put out something more popular than Tubby's works combined just so I can feel even more better than him. It's a tough one man, genuinely. Thank you for reading my diary.
• Funny third thing