Of course..

[HotDogJoe]

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Box office failue incoming, Toobs.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Box office failue incoming, Toobs.

It's a series on HBOMax. Even (((the critics))) aren't digging it.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Time to solve the mystery of who gang raped Velma to death on the side of a dusty Indian road

 

[Meownaw]

Apparently there are sex scenes and nudity and the characters are 15 years old. Even the critics can't pretend to like this. Saw some faggot on Twitter describe a scene that the cops show up and shoot Scrappy Doo 6 times. How topical!

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

Apparently there are sex scenes and nudity and the characters are 15 years old. Even the critics can't pretend to like this. Saw some faggot on Twitter describe a scene that the cops show up and shoot Scrappy Doo 6 times. How topical!

I thought you were kidding at first but I just read some of the plot details. Everyone involved in this should be burned alive.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Apparently there are sex scenes and nudity and the characters are 15 years old. Even the critics can't pretend to like this. Saw some faggot on Twitter describe a scene that the cops show up and shoot Scrappy Doo 6 times. How topical!

What the actual fuck.

So just hearing about this today I already got blackwashing, nostalgiabait, hamfisted social commentary and sexualisation of minors. Are they going for some Box Office Bomb Bingo?

 

[bantadant]

Didn't they make the other chick asian or something too? Explains where the dog went at least

 

[guest]

Where is my Scooby, gang? FAAAWK!

 

[guest]

So they made Velma darker and yet have her voiced by someone who's spent her career getting lighter?

 

[WhereWeAt]

How dare they violate the integrity of a mostly forgotten mediocre cut-rate cartoon that floated along on the days of 3 networks and a local UHF station?

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Didn't they make the other chick asian or something too? Explains where the dog went at least

She's voiced by Constance Wu, the Asian who cried about her TV show being renewed. Guess she was hoping it'd free her up to do movies but, since she was under contract, couldn't.

 

[guest]

FAWK i should have made a Scooby snack joke and pointed towards my penis. Oh well.

 

[guest]

Didn't they make the other chick asian or something too? Explains where the dog went at least

Chinkies!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What the actual fuck.

So just hearing about this today I already got blackwashing, nostalgiabait, hamfisted social commentary and sexualisation of minors. Are they going for some Box Office Bomb Bingo?

Blue Star bingo, goyim

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I really don’t get the whole “let’s take a really old kids show but now it’s for adults! It’s that cool?!” Trend. Something very disturbing about a society that wants shit like this.

 

[Naked_Militiaman]

How dare they violate the integrity of a mostly forgotten mediocre cut-rate cartoon that floated along on the days of 3 networks and a local UHF station?

You’re completely missing the point. No one here cares about the integrity of Scooby Doo which was probably “ruined” years ago when smug comments like yours would’ve been edgy and relevant. Read the episode descriptions of this show. This is about jewish sexualization of minors, stupid.

 

[WhereWeAt]

You’re completely missing the point. No one here cares about the integrity of Scooby Doo which was probably “ruined” years ago when smug comments like yours would’ve been edgy and relevant. Read the episode descriptions of this show. This is about jewish sexualization of minors, stupid.

They're fucking cartoons of college-age people that don't even look like kids. And it isn't aimed at kids.

Drawings, little one. Drawings of young adults

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I was going to say if you hate it, you'll be labeled racist, bit this is so bad no one is going to defend it

 

[Chive Turkey]

I really don’t get the whole “let’s take a really old kids show but now it’s for adults! It’s that cool?!” Trend. Something very disturbing about a society that wants shit like this.

Blame all the Erocks of the world who get rabid over kiddie shit like comics in their forties. The media industry couldn't have asked for better consoomers than childless grown men with 9-5 jobs who spend all their disposable income on baubles.