Of course this fat fuck thinks going to a Russian restaurant helps

[guest]

But not like in cartoons or the three stooges. Like the actual, violent horrific result of hundreds of pounds of steel dropping on a human skull.

 

[Udders]

What in the fuck is a Russian restaurant? I've never even heard of such a thing. Do they serve boiled turnips and grubs? This smacks of pandering.

Beat me to it, I'm within driving distance of multiple major cities and have never heard of or seen a Russian restaurant.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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First off it's not us, last time I checked the Ukraine isn't the USA or in NATO.
However let's just go with what he said right now, of we aren't at war with the Russian people then why cut off Russian oil? Surely those Russia oil workers don't all agree with Putin. What about the Russian vodka producers ? How about the Russian race car drivers? Why are they banned? I've actively avoided Pat threads because I never considered him part of the OnA universe plus moo cow > pat. However General Pat has really gotten to me, he's played a military rpg and thinks he's a pro, I can't fucking take it.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

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Who fucking enjoys it when you're out to dinner with family/date and the owner comes over and blathers on? Gtfo I'm trying to eat , I don't give a fuck about your turnip fields in the old country

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Who fucking enjoys it when you're out to dinner with family/date and the owner comes over and blathers on? Gtfo I'm trying to eat , I don't give a fuck about your turnip fields in the old country

 

[Meownaw]

"he started a war against us"?

Nigga what country you in? Because the last time I checked Wisconsin was in America.

Putin started a war with Ukraine, slapnuts.

He is referring to Putin causing Trump to be elected. He is obsessed and obese and oblong.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nice one, Captain Virtue Signaler.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Ah the classic Tomlinson solution - eat more

 

[guest]

I guess Russians are like arabs after 9/11 now. Can we come up with a trendy slur? Ragheads was good 20 years ago we need something catchy

Vodka niggers?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

But not like in cartoons or the three stooges. Like the actual, violent horrific result of hundreds of pounds of steel dropping on a human skull.

Exactly that, yes.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Generally borsch, schi, caviar and various types of fish. High end restaurants in Moscow will have specialities from some of the provinces. The idea of national food is kind of stupid anyway. My local store has an Eastern European section which is just the same shit we have but in gobbly gook language.

Fat hillbillies like Pat who can only eat steak if it’s burned into jerky could never appreciate the better Russian food. No beluga caviar or king crab for the sensitive palate of Papa Clown’s big special boy. Scramble me some eggs and serve with chimichanga’s, Boris child.

 

[Jizz]

Fat hillbillies like Pat who can only eat steak if it’s burned into jerky could never appreciate the better Russian food. No beluga caviar or king crab for the sensitive palate of Papa Clown’s big special boy. Scramble me some eggs and serve with chimichanga’s, Boris child.

is caviar even good brotherman? you just east it out of a can?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

is caviar even good brotherman? you just east it out of a can?

beluga served with creme fraiche on blinis is some good shit, my dude.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

What about supporting Ukrainian restaurants, too? Pat seems very racist.

 

[wbgreen]

Never mind never seeing a Russian restaurant, I’ve never met anyone of Russian descent. Unless you count Jews whose grandparents fled Russia, but Fiddler on the Roof heebs don’t like Russia.

Pollacks, sure. Used to live in a heavily Polish town. Ate a Pollack restaurants, drove down gobbledegook Pollack named streets, had to call contractors with vowel-less names.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Never mind never seeing a Russian restaurant, I’ve never met anyone of Russian descent. Unless you count Jews whose grandparents fled Russia, but Fiddler on the Roof heebs don’t like Russia.

Pollacks, sure. Used to live in a heavily Polish town. Ate a Pollack restaurants, drove down gobbledegook Pollack named streets, had to call contractors with vowel-less names.

big blockhead slavs, all of them. Why are their heads all so big and dumb

 

[guest]

Piggy's unable to imagine a conflict with more than two sides, or where there are shades of grey.

I'd like it noted that in the two largest conflicts in his personal life, his fight with us and losing his wife and daughter to Pringles Can Jon, he has displayed no ability to negotiate and has suffered miserably and spectacularly in both cases.

His dick was the Ukraine in that conflict. It got cucked by a bigger, meaner superpower.

 

[EraGodless]

Who fucking enjoys it when you're out to dinner with family/date and the owner comes over and blathers on? Gtfo I'm trying to eat , I don't give a fuck about your turnip fields in the old country

 

[stealthygeek]

He started pounding Corona premiers when this story came out. Thinks he's saving brown people by getting wasted off their shitty beer but they're owned by a Belgian company. One of their primary owners is a Belgian noble family so he's contributing to white supremacy or whatever.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Most Russian restaurants are money laundering fronts. Dumbass.