Ode to native new yorkers

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I thought that was Ant and Samcro was on the far right.

No way, look at the bovine star and mouth agape. It’s our cow.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It's okay DG, you can use the real name among fellow brothermen. He heard that the folks in upstate are based, so he moved to Swastika.

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Nice move dummy.

No nigger I'm trying to get as far away from fucking yankees as possible

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Aside from the rampant crime, I can't stand how cramped everything is. No parking, no yards, no elbow room would drive me batty

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Aside from the rampant crime, I can't stand how cramped everything is. No parking, no yards, no elbow room would drive me batty

That's only Manhattan. Queens is decently spacious for an urban hellscape. Not a ton of nigs either

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

That's only Manhattan. Queens is decently spacious for an urban hellscape. Not a ton of nigs either

I hear there is a great Motor Inn in Queens

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I hear there is a great Motor Inn in Queens

I think Bobo's uncle Bobo'd the whole operation and it closed

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t know, I’ve always gotten along with older native New Yorkers who grew up in and around NY before it got overly wealthy and went deep blue.

That said, a lot of them think they’re tough just because they’re from New York. Same with people from North Jersey. A lot of them have no hand eye coordination either

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

I think Bobo's uncle Bobo'd the whole operation and it closed

Damn shame

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I don’t know, I’ve always gotten along with older native New Yorkers who grew up in and around NY before it got overly wealthy and went deep blue.

That said, a lot of them think they’re tough just because they’re from New York. Same with people from North Jersey. A lot of them have no hand eye coordination either

Yeah i kinda grew to like the crusty elderly new yorkers. Even the ancient rich kikes were pretty crusty. People say New Yorkers are unfriendly but i often found them a little too friendly, too eager to talk to anyone. I lost count of the amount of dead-eyed spics i would see just walk into incoming traffic and almost get hit before realizing what they were doing, though.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Yeah i kinda grew to like the crusty elderly new yorkers. Even the ancient rich kikes were pretty crusty. People say New Yorkers are unfriendly but i often found them a little too friendly, too eager to talk to anyone. I lost count of the amount of dead-eyed spics i would see just walk into incoming traffic and almost get hit before realizing what they were doing, though.

Did you move "upstate"? I could use some extra hands on deck for all these documentaries.. we're looking for food runners and voice actors (for recreations of rape scenarios and overnight jobsite banter)

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Did you move "upstate"? I could use some extra hands on deck for all these documentaries.. we're looking for food runners and voice actors (for recreations of rape scenarios and overnight jobsite banter)

That's a mighty temptin' offer dere, missuh hellhole. I don't know nothin bout makin no fancy hollywood movies though. I mostly just work the still over by the outhouse these days

 

[chocolatehellhole]

I mostly just work the still over by the outhouse these days

I also have a brewery that's looking to expand into spirits. Will spring for whatever dephlegmator you desire. I'll show you the ropes on the hollywood stuff while we loff and loff together as business partners.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I also have a brewery that's looking to expand into spirits. Will spring for whatever dephlegmator you desire. I'll show you the ropes on the hollywood stuff while we loff and loff together as business partners.

If you want any extra scat, my outhouse is always open to you, missuh hellhole. I'll tell the honeydipper to save you some nightsoil when he comes around later

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That's only Manhattan. Queens is decently spacious for an urban hellscape. Not a ton of nigs either

I've been there, some parts are okay but then you've got Astoria and there are train tracks above your head

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I've been there, some parts are okay but then you've got Astoria and there are train tracks above your head

Only for a very small part of Astoria, it's a huge neighborhood and most of it doesn't have any kind of train service. Queens and Brooklyn are both i think roughly the same size or larger than Philadelphia