Odd things you thought as a child.

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

Well, you know fuckall about me, so I'll safely assume you're an American Phil Collins Fellater.

i know you're a Polack and so i had to tag you, because of the implication! we share the commonality of language.

i would also push Phil Collins' wheelchair onto oncoming traffic if i met him IRL and nobdy was there. Fuck him and his drums.

i can feel it coming in the air tonight - do ya?

 

[alkiefuck2]

Well, you know fuckall about me, so I'll safely assume you're an American Phil Collins Fellater.

I'm Scottish, lad, and I emigrated to Poland. It's wonderful here (with caveats). Whereas if I was Polish and living in Scotland, I'd probably be dragged through the street as we speak.

ESPECIALLY if it's Edinburgh, bunch of cunts.

joking aside, poles are some of the soundest cunts i've met

 

[UnPRePared]

i know you're a Polack and so i had to tag you, because of the implication! we share the commonality of language.

i would also push Phil Collins' wheelchair onto oncoming traffic if i met him IRL and nobdy was there. Fuck him and his drums.

i can feel it coming in the air tonight - do ya?

All due respect, Phil is a gent. My one experience meeting him, and the many good words from Tony and Mike would back that up. Plus, I guess Ice T is a massive fan, so... he at least has that going for him still.

joking aside, poles are some of the soundest cunts i've met

They're good people. I have a rather layered opinion of where the winds are blowing here politically, but in the off chance (the rarest of off-chances) that someone who happens to work in the government is reading this, I'm going to shut the bloody fuck up right now.

 

[guest]

My older cousin told me that identical twins were born because after the egg was planted, the woman was fucked in the ass so much from a certain angle that it split the egg in two and thats how it happens.

I believed this until i was about 17.

 

[aRTie02150]

I thought every black kid in my school was related to each other up until maybe 2nd grade

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I thought every black kid in my school was related to each other up until maybe 2nd grade

Depending on where you grew up, they were

 

[aRTie02150]

Depending on where you grew up, they were

I also thought they were all related to Geoffrey from Fresh Prince.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I also thought they were all related to Geoffrey from Fresh Prince.

What the fuck kinda nigs did you grow up around

 

[aRTie02150]

What the fuck kinda nigs did you grow up around

None special. I think it was because Geoffrey was short and black and had a large head like all the kids.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

None special. I think it was because Geoffrey was short and black and had a large head like all the kids.

Fresh Prince really was a PFG sitcom

 

[aRTie02150]

Fresh Prince really was a PFG sitcom

It was. I'm grateful that I grew up when it was on.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

It was. I'm grateful that I grew up when it was on.

Steve Harvey Show reruns after school were PFG too

 

[aRTie02150]

Steve Harvey Show reruns after school were PFG too

I enjoyed Hanging with Mr. Cooper and Roc

Fawk there were tons of black shows in the 90s.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I thought every black kid in my school was related to each other up until maybe 2nd grade

Is that why they all call each other “brother?”