Odd things you thought as a child.

[aRTie02150]

When I first heard about sex I thought that you were supposed to completely pull your dick out of a vagina before putting it back in.

No letting it slide, I thought it was an in and out affair.

I'll hang up and listen.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Used to think women had penis and balls.

 

[aRTie02150]

Used to think women had penis and balls.

It's 2023. They do now.

 

[HH Brother]

I thought everything in the past looked like black and white television, funster.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

It's 2023. They do now.

I was always ahead of the curve.

 

[guest]

Under the ground was where looney tunes lived. It's why I always liked playing golf, in case I got sucked down the golf hole.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Used to think women had penis and balls.

They do.

 

[aRTie02150]

Under the ground was where looney tunes lived. It's why I always liked playing golf, in case I got sucked down the golf hole.

I used to think that the train was always underneath my feet and that the subway was everywhere.

I remember saying shit like "mom I just felt a train go by" and she'd be like ok honey and probably roll her eyes.

 

[guest]

I thought addresses started with the first building in town being 1 and everything proceeding from there.

 

[BUBBLER]

Under the ground was where looney tunes lived. It's why I always liked playing golf, in case I got sucked down the golf hole.

Please share more vacation pics and video.
I won't be going on vacation for another 6 months, so I want to live vicariously through you. Thanks.

 

[Meownaw]

Used to think black people pooped white since I pooped the color of black people (shit). Didn't help some black kid used the toilet and didn't flush when I was a kid and I saw a white turd in there.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I thought the vagina hole was on top, only when my cousin made a finger bang motion to a chick in a bikini on a record album did it make me think. I also asked my dad what horse hooves are made of and he said wood. I believed this well into my late teens

 

[Hoolies]

I thought "crown of thorns" meant Romans nailed a spool of barbed wire to Jesus' head 'cause of this shitty wooden statue I saw.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I also asked my dad what horse hooves are made of and he said wood

That's a great bit.

 

[aRTie02150]

I thought that every exit on the highway brought you home.

 

[JamesJCrowe]

i thought all Hatian people were midgets like the Haiti Kid

 

[Opesterino]

I was like 8 or so when I first went on an airplane.. At the time I recall thinking I was gonna be able to see angels up in the clouds.. Was kinda disappointed when I didn't see anything - not gonna lie

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

I saw a portion of Airplane! and my mind put together that everyone got sick on plane rides and passed out and then the cabin crew cleaned you up and you'd wake up towards the end of the flight not remembering anything. I was a retarded lil mug

 

[TheNanaDook]

Used to think black people pooped white since I pooped the color of black people (shit). Didn't help some black kid used the toilet and didn't flush when I was a kid and I saw a white turd in there.

I assumed black guys shot black jizz because i was white and shot white jizz

 

[Imager]

My mom said she got fired. I thought it meant she was tied to a stake and Indians (feather) set her on fire and chanted around her.

I was wondering why she wasn't dead yet.