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Obligatory "this place is seeping into my real life" existential crisis thread.

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I didn’t know Phil Collins was ever in a band until I came here. Only ever heard of him because of “In the Air Tonight.” Was Genesis really that famous? Never fawkin heard of them tobehonestwitchya. I like Ray more than Phil because Phil isn’t a Pat Poster.

The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway listen pretty good. Phil only plays the drums though.
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

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I want to hear about Ray being chased out of some very backwoods Balkan village by locals who think he's a demon or a homosexual.
Once upon a time, in a remote Balkan village nestled among rolling hills and ancient superstitions, the tranquil life of the villagers was about to be disrupted. Ray Wilson, the former frontman of the iconic band Genesis, found himself in this unsuspecting village during his solo tour through Europe.

Ray had decided to explore the beauty of Eastern Europe, and his visit to the Balkans was met with great curiosity and intrigue. As he walked through the cobblestone streets of the village, his tall and enigmatic presence caught the attention of the superstitious peasants.

Whispers spread like wildfire, fueled by the villagers' superstitions and misconceptions. Some believed Ray's foreign appearance and unique style of dress marked him as a demon, while others, driven by ignorance and fear, speculated about his sexuality. Rumors began to swirl, painting him as a mysterious and potentially dangerous outsider.

One fateful evening, as Ray was enjoying a local meal in the village square, he noticed the hostile glares and hushed conversations around him. The tension in the air was palpable. Sensing that something was amiss, Ray decided it was best to leave before the situation escalated further.

Under the cover of the night, he quietly slipped away from the village, leaving behind a trail of bewildered and superstitious peasants. As Ray continued his journey through Europe, he couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. In his mind, the villagers' misconceptions and fears were a reminder of the power of music to bring people together, regardless of their differences.

And so, Ray Wilson's brief encounter with the Balkan village became a curious chapter in his travels, a testament to the enduring legacy of Genesis, and a reminder that sometimes, even in the 21st century, superstitions and misunderstandings can still hold sway over the human heart.
 

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Once upon a time, in a remote Balkan village nestled among rolling hills and ancient superstitions, the tranquil life of the villagers was about to be disrupted. Ray Wilson, the former frontman of the iconic band Genesis, found himself in this unsuspecting village during his solo tour through Europe.

Ray had decided to explore the beauty of Eastern Europe, and his visit to the Balkans was met with great curiosity and intrigue. As he walked through the cobblestone streets of the village, his tall and enigmatic presence caught the attention of the superstitious peasants.

Whispers spread like wildfire, fueled by the villagers' superstitions and misconceptions. Some believed Ray's foreign appearance and unique style of dress marked him as a demon, while others, driven by ignorance and fear, speculated about his sexuality. Rumors began to swirl, painting him as a mysterious and potentially dangerous outsider.

One fateful evening, as Ray was enjoying a local meal in the village square, he noticed the hostile glares and hushed conversations around him. The tension in the air was palpable. Sensing that something was amiss, Ray decided it was best to leave before the situation escalated further.

Under the cover of the night, he quietly slipped away from the village, leaving behind a trail of bewildered and superstitious peasants. As Ray continued his journey through Europe, he couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of the situation. In his mind, the villagers' misconceptions and fears were a reminder of the power of music to bring people together, regardless of their differences.

And so, Ray Wilson's brief encounter with the Balkan village became a curious chapter in his travels, a testament to the enduring legacy of Genesis, and a reminder that sometimes, even in the 21st century, superstitions and misunderstandings can still hold sway over the human heart.
Only a 9/10 because he survived. The man needs to be humbled! You'd think his current lifestyle would do that. I mean... yikes!
 
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