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Obese rapist Patrick S. Tomlinson ponders traditional masculinity

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You just know Fat fantasised about being the Henry Fonda character in 12 Angry Men; the calm voice of reason who convinces the other 11 bigots in the jury that the poor person of color being tried on a bogus murder charge should be set free. Doubtless he dreamed about getting laid out of it too. Unfortunately for him, one quick Google search by the defence and prosecution's paralegals killed any hope of that. "Oh, that guy? He's all kinds of a disaster."
I'm sure he was shocked about it too - he was like a voir dire in headlights.

That joke was sponsored by Philbin Transportation in Moonachie
 

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We all heard Pat cry about a few prank calls(around 12 mins into tape 5 to anyone who missed it) he was 41 at the time.

This kid is 18 is facing possible life in jail for shooting a pedo who threatened and chased him before trying to grab his gun. A mentally ill man who hit him in the head with a skateboard while he was on the ground. And then a mentally ill man with a gun who pointed said gun at him. I’d cry too. Imagine Pat on the stand in any trial. Shouting shut your fucking mouth doesn’t cut it in court fatso.
 

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For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Girl Drink Drunk.
 

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So that Garth lookalike that accused Kavanaugh of rape can put on a baby voice and perform, and that makes her authentic and convincing. Believe women!!

Ah what’s the point of even pointing out inconsistencies. He can’t even admit he’s fat.

It looked sort of like Rittenhouse was having a panic attack more than crying. No tears is not out of the realm of possibility. Even if it were played up for the jury, so what? Emotional appeals are better than logic, reasoning, and evidence for a lot of people, so if the clear evidence of self-defense isn’t enough for the mouth breathers that make up juries, then an emotional breakdown may help.
 
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