O&A stuff that's part of your everyday vocabulary

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I say alright and blueberries and he stinks and I don't like him a lot but that's spiderman

 

[Zeroman]

Look at this classy guy speaking French

Another example:

Wife: Was it something you ate?

Chip: NO IT WAS SOMETHING I SEVEN'ED YOU BITCH

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Ive said "wont he him nomore" mor than once

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Sometimes an O&A phrase will slip out at an inopportune moment.

For instance, I was chatting up one of the admins at work and when she laughed at something I said, I added out of nowhere, "Yeah, we got that chemistry!"

Then I immediately called myself a faggot, because THAT'S WHAT I WAS!

I'd lose sleep over that lol.

 

[WhereWeAt]

I say "aaaalright" like Anthony a lot.

I'm pretty sure he stole that from Phil Hartman's Peter Graves impression back in the day.

 

[WhereWeAt]

I have a WOW sticker on my truck. Last Wednesday, I was driving on I-80 and these two broads showed me their tits. And they were hawt, too. It really works!

Did you almost crash your car?

 

[WhereWeAt]

Fortunately I've remained a closet pest and managed to not swish into any O&A vocabulary. But I will think it to myself a good "Where the fuck is my mundane object? Fuck!" Or a nice Bobo reference when someone mentions Queens. But thankfully they never leave my head and still nobody knows I'm gay.

This is me. I'm just autistic enough to think this shit all the time without saying it out loud.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Did you almost crash your car?

Had to pull over when my beer came out my nose.