NYC subway sighting

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

And this is a guy who wanted to write for Teen Vogue. "The Fashion Plate" of Milwaukee - Patrick S. Tomlinson

is The Fashion Plate the platter of meats that Hooligan's serves?

 

[Stent]

Anyone who works in an office dresses better than this every single work day. He's 40 and thinks it's a big day of playing dress up. All he's changed is his usual ironic pop culture tee for an ugly shirt and shitty suit jacket.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.

That's like what a slobby guy in his late teens, early 20s might imagine to be 'business casual'. A cheapo suit jacket combined with whatever else he has laying around in his closet that's vaguely the same color. It's pretty embarassing for a twice-married 40-year-old public figure to think this is an acceptable way to dress, let alone hip.

At least get matching pants instead of wearing jeans, stupid.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jesus Christ, I took the subway for a couple years. I'm not a thief, but I'd feel obligated to steal his wallet, minimum.

 

[MonsterSteve]

WTF is that hairdo? Looks like a fucking greaser from the 1950s.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

I don't remember seeing him sport that thinning Elvis quiff before, did he try out a new hairstyle for his special night playing dress up in the big city?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Nice Costco white T under a shirt that's darker than your jeans which also clash with your poorly fitting off the rack suit jacket which all clash with your Soviet car salesman shoes, stupid. And that's before we mention your fatness, your dead eyes, psychotic smirk and delusional comb down haircut that is fooling no one. Fat faggot.

Why is he even wearing a suit jacket over jeans? Who does he think he is, Joe Cumia?

 

[guest]

You need to have an unbloated skull and decent hairline to try to pull of a pompadour.

 

[guest]

Why is he even wearing a suit jacket over jeans? Who does he think he is, Joe Cumia?

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[MonsterSteve]

Yup that was it LOL. Find me one person in NY who dresses like that and I’ll pay off your debt to Quasi and the SFWA, pig.

As someone who lives in NY, I can tell you I've never dressed like that in my life. I guarantee you this fatbody was sweating extra hard before leaving the hotel room. He most likely had to dry the sweat with a napkin before he left.

 

[Mikekeke]

I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.

Covering everything except his eyes is disturbing. They have this real "you better love me" glare to them.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He is in NY and picks this to eat of all things...

 

[Chive Turkey]

WTF is that hairdo? Looks like a fucking greaser from the 1950s.

It's a piglick.

He is in NY and picks this to eat of all things...

That's so horrible looking that I'm not sure what it's supposed to be or even what culture it's from.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He is in NY and picks this to eat of all things...

It's like they saw a pig trot in, and just decided to serve up whatever leftovers they needed to throw out.

Probably rinsed him further by selling him a glass of whiskey aged at sea.

 

[Udders]

He is in NY and picks this to eat of all things...

Its a square plate child, which indicates fancy or exotic cuisine.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Its a square plate child, which indicates fancy or exotic cuisine.

It's a shallow trough.

 

[guest]

He is in NY and picks this to eat of all things...

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That is legitimately the worst looking meal I've ever seen and I went to an English boarding school. What is that...matter on the left side of the plate?