NYC subway sighting

[guest]

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nobody ever doubts that he's a retard.

 

[Meownaw]

Clearly it was raining just look at that completely dry floor.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

This is just another example of how delusional he is. He looks at this pic and sees a Adonis and not the cum shot on his chin.

 

[bovinebrain]

I ride the Africa Express from Penn Station daily to get to work. If I walked past him on one of the subway cars I’d instantly notice him because nothing about the way he dresses and carries himself matches anyone else from NY. I’d assume he’s a tourist but upon closer examination I’d assume he’s a retard because of that empty glare and dried up drool on his chin.

Even funnier was that picture he took of himself during his NYC visit, which he captioned with something like “dressing like a New Yorker tonight” but ended up looking like a Midwestern rodeo hick.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I ride the Africa Express from Penn Station daily to get to work. If I walked past him on one of the subway cars I’d instantly notice him because nothing about the way he dresses and carries himself matches anyone else from NY. I’d assume he’s a tourist but upon closer examination I’d assume he’s a retard because of that empty glare and dried up drool on his chin.

Even funnier was that picture he took of himself during his NYC visit, which he captioned with something like “dressing like a New Yorker tonight” but ended up looking like a Midwestern rodeo hick.

You don't think he looks like an urbane, East Coast, man-about-town? *goat cackle*

 

[HotDogJoe]

I remember when that was first posted, some random Reddit fag got into it with him because Patty was trying to argue he didn't have drool on his chin. His Reddit meltdowns provide some of the must succulent ribs.

 

[Phish]

Drooling, pants shitting, retard

 

[EraGodless]

Drooling, pants shitting, retard

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I ride the Africa Express from Penn Station daily to get to work. If I walked past him on one of the subway cars I’d instantly notice him because nothing about the way he dresses and carries himself matches anyone else from NY. I’d assume he’s a tourist but upon closer examination I’d assume he’s a retard because of that empty glare and dried up drool on his chin.

Even funnier was that picture he took of himself during his NYC visit, which he captioned with something like “dressing like a New Yorker tonight” but ended up looking like a Midwestern rodeo hick.

Fawk I missed the second pic hahahahaha what was he wearing?

 

[MonsterSteve]

Fawk I missed the second pic hahahahaha what was he wearing?

I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.

 

[guest]

I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.

Good God. It doesn't matter how many times I see this picture I'm always taken aback by how awful he looks. I'm not even a clothes horse or someone who gives a shit about fashion but he's just done everything wrong here.

 

[MonsterSteve]

They always put new toilet paper rolls on for every guest so you can tell he's already unloaded a nice 3 pound meatloaf shit.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

You don't think he looks like an urbane, East Coast, man-about-town? *goat cackle*

NOOOOOOOO

 

[EraGodless]

I think THIS is it but I'm not sure.

And this is a guy who wanted to write for Teen Vogue. "The Fashion Plate" of Milwaukee - Patrick S. Tomlinson

 

[guest]

Nice kohls off the rack suit jacket not meant to be worn as a blazer and wasn't tailored. stupid.

Nice Costco white T under a shirt that's darker than your jeans which also clash with your poorly fitting off the rack suit jacket which all clash with your Soviet car salesman shoes, stupid. And that's before we mention your fatness, your dead eyes, psychotic smirk and delusional comb down haircut that is fooling no one. Fat faggot.

 

[guest]

the white t shirt as an undershirt is peak RUBE behavior with no class or self awareness. Might aswell had a comic-con or sci-fi silk tie with cartoon characters.

 

[Ladynyahh]

They always put new toilet paper rolls on for every guest so you can tell he's already unloaded a nice 3 pound meatloaf shit.

Only an autistic would notice this. I love it

 

[guest]

Only an autistic would notice this. I love it

Please. I'm a mild Sperg at best.