NYC stories

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just moved back down South about a year ago after living up there for seven years. Worked at a few failed startups, got some serious professional experience, made a little money, banged some truly insane women, and met my lovely normie wife, the Dumbest Woman on the Planet. All while being a covert racist hillbilly. It had its moments but it really is just a stinky toilet. Queens is ok

 

[aRTie02150]

Just moved back down South about a year ago after living up there for seven years. Worked at a few failed startups, got some serious professional experience, made a little money, banged some truly insane women, and met my lovely normie wife, the Dumbest Woman on the Planet. All while being a covert racist hillbilly. It had its moments but it really is just a stinky toilet. Queens is ok

They got that chop chee

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Visited some chick last year that lives in the Upper East Side. It was a Saturday afternoon in September and all the TVs at the “sports bar” had soccer on. Bunch of faggots

 

[CQ Beans]

Queens is ok

You flatter us. Where’d you shack up?

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

You flatter us. Where’d you shack up?

I lived in Sunnyside for a while, then Ridgewood. Queens for the most part is the only place in NYC that isn't trashed and miserable, except the rich parts of Brooklyn/south Brooklyn and Staten Island. My wife was living in Park Slope right by Prospect Park when we met and i always enjoyed spending time there, but most of Brooklyn is pretty horrible

 

[CQ Beans]

I lived in Sunnyside for a while, then Ridgewood. Queens for the most part is the only place in NYC that isn't trashed and miserable, except the rich parts of Brooklyn/south Brooklyn and Staten Island. My wife was living in Park Slope right by Prospect Park when we met and i always enjoyed spending time there, but most of Brooklyn is pretty horrible

NYC is God’s country as my old guniea father used to say. My sisters live in one of the few places in BK that isn’t violent or ridiculously overpriced. That’s funny. We possibly bumped into each other at some point in time.

 

[Hudson Margera-Hughes]

One time I was an innocent lad going to see a baseball game. I thought I'd get off the subway a couple blocks early and walk to see some of the city (beautiful Flushing Queens)....some Asian women grabs my arm and says "massage $40!"...I was a bit stressed, had time to kill and thought eh what the hell...once we got in she just reached in my pants and said "you want sex? $40 more!".....well twist my arm why dontcha....only time I got a hooker

Now, that's a solid hard on story, sir! Cheeeeerzzzz

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

One time I was an innocent lad going to see a baseball game. I thought I'd get off the subway a couple blocks early and walk to see some of the city (beautiful Flushing Queens)....some Asian women grabs my arm and says "massage $40!"...I was a bit stressed, had time to kill and thought eh what the hell...once we got in she just reached in my pants and said "you want sex? $40 more!".....well twist my arm why dontcha....only time I got a hooker

Was she hot or some old lady?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

My dad needed to do something at the Greek consulate in NYC it was my parents my sister and I and some how he got lost getting home and we ended up in the Bronx. We weren't there long at all when cops pulled us over and asked do you know where you are? He knew that in the late 70s early 80s it was bad news for a family to be driving around there. I remember the cop giving us an escort to the freeway to make it home.

 

[CQ Beans]

I mean real New Yorkers not weird Jewish hicks like @chocolatehellhole who are weird about sex and contribute nothing to society.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Was she hot or some old lady?

I already answered this. Why don't you not be a lazy FUCK and actually read through your OWN FUCKING THREAD!!! FUCK!!!!!!

Seriously, though...she was acceptable, dare I say even a little funny? When I whipped out my hammer she was like "oooooo sooo bigg!!!"

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I take it you’re a native New Yorker.

No, child. I'm from around the same shithole area as Artie...since my last trip I've never been more serious about leaving. It's just nothing but over educated fags, drug addicts, midget central americans, cocky ass brazilians, and goddamm QUEER-O-SEXUALS (favorite word I learned in SC). It's over for the little guy here.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I already answered this. Why don't you not be a lazy FUCK and actually read through your OWN FUCKING THREAD!!! FUCK!!!!!!

Seriously, though...she was acceptable, dare I say even a little funny? When I whipped out my hammer she was like "oooooo sooo bigg!!!"

I didn't make the thread

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That was cool of him.

No doubt!

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I didn't make the thread

Sorry dude. I havent been chewing thoroughly lately.

 

[RobertMewler]

My aunt lives on the 21st floor of a building in LES and me and my cousin used to throw shit out the window and watched it hit the street. We filled a 3 liter bottle with water and dropped it and immediately heard what sounded like an explosion.

We went downstairs and the scaffolding had a giant hole in it and there was water on the ground. I remember people pointing up and saying "it came from the roof” and me and my little cousin were to relieved that people didn't see which floor it came from.

I spent ever summer there until 2002. Tons of memories.

Stuy Town? Or the places by the river in Alphabet City?

 

[JebJoh]

My aunt lives on the 21st floor of a building in LES and me and my cousin used to throw shit out the window and watched it hit the street. We filled a 3 liter bottle with water and dropped it and immediately heard what sounded like an explosion.

We went downstairs and the scaffolding had a giant hole in it and there was water on the ground. I remember people pointing up and saying "it came from the roof” and me and my little cousin were to relieved that people didn't see which floor it came from.

I spent ever summer there until 2002. Tons of memories.

East river houses?

 

[JebJoh]

I’ve been to New York 3 times now. I think it’s kind of shit with underwhelming food. I don’t hate it but I’d never live there.

Strange it has the food reputation it does. Unless you spend outlandish money at a restaurant most places treat you like a tourist. Even for pizza, pizza in Hoboken is much better than most ny places.

 

[CQ Beans]

QUEER-O-SEXUALS

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Can I steal that? You’re one hundred percent correct btw.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Can I steal that? You’re one hundred percent correct btw.

Of course, I love talking like a southern hick.

Woohh, boy I'll tell you hwat!! Ya'll better not come round these parts actin all Queer-O-Sexual!!