[NSFW] Notification went off for intrusion in my house, it was a fucking alien and i dont know what to do

[chocolatehellhole]

What do you beleive?

Everything exploded from nothing, for no reason - with no cause, and the entire universe can be judged by what we can study on Earth using human senses and mathematics? That the UAP stuff is actually aliens and nothing spiritual?

That sounds pretty ridiculous to me. I’d need a lot of faith to believe that.

 

[PickleRickle]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 3 pages and not a single alien midget dog-fucker update. Just sperging and a fat niggers cock outta nowhere.

 

[guest]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 3 pages and not a single alien midget dog-fucker update. Just sperging and a fat niggers cock outta nowhere.

OP is either balls deep in literal strange or he's been transported to Epstein Island to be harvested for C-lister's adrenochrome capsules.

 

[PickleRickle]

OP is either balls deep in literal strange or he's been transported to Epstein Island to be harvested for C-lister's adrenochrome capsules.

Does Soulbrotherman even have a basement? Why would a poster on an obscure forum for a dead radio show even be featured in GQ magazines Top 50 Most Influential People!? Follow the money. They are growing midget dog-fuckers at Plum Island

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Real Christians are quiet do-ers. They do good deeds and help others without telling people or expecting reward or recognition. They try to refrain from judging others and are modest about their faith.

Thank you, McGowan, for saying what needed to be said. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMN IT!!!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

What the fuck is wrong with you guys? 3 pages and not a single alien midget dog-fucker update. Just sperging and a fat niggers cock outta nowhere.

Be warned, shocking and disturbing stuff

 

[cachorro]

That’s pretty cool dude

 

[cachorro]

So are you still looking for advice or did you rush home to recreate your favorite SVU episode like you should have in the first place yet?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Be warned, shocking and disturbing stuff

That's fucking crazy, if this is real. She definitely fucked your dog dude

 

[Stent]

Anyone who quit this thread before seeing that video is really missing out.

 

[HotAnus]

Wonder if the alien shaves its poopshoot

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Be warned, shocking and disturbing stuff

I like how the dog looks straight at the camera like "Yeah. I fucked her."

 

[Coonskin]

Your alien is telepathically swelling my penis

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

why is this guy watching a halloween show when it's almost Christmas?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Here I am listening to some O&A at work, I have a camera setup so I can find out if my dog is awake and doing something bad since I have to drug him up every morning otherwise he acts like an escaped baby elephant.

Anyways this black eyed alien FUCK was FUCKING around in my house and I'm spooked since I don't know what it was FUCKING doing.

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That’s what’s up

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Be warned, shocking and disturbing stuff

So she took your remote? That fucking cunt.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

I suspect this isn’t a stranger as your nigger dog didn’t react. You just wanted to show off the piece of ass you’re currently fucking!

 

[guest]

I suspect this isn’t a stranger as your nigger dog didn’t react. You just wanted to show off the piece of ass you’re currently fucking!

Absolutely. The black alien eyes are a trick of light. This is clearly OP's probably bipolar girlfriend. The dog almost looks embarrassed at her shamelessness. That must be fun to fuck though. Props to OP and his doggy.

Meanwhile, @NoBacon still hasn't clarified his crimes against the homeless, and now looks extra stupid after he shat himself thinking this post was evidence supporting his doom sperg end of days predictions (not his fault - he never had a dad and his mother was schizophrenic.)

 

[LiberalPussy]

If she’s Asian, she’s more likely to eat the dog than fuck it.

 

[Cumiace]

any missing peanut butter?