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NPS 5/15 listening thread

Conehead Nigger

Black Bull Kang
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Well you sound a little swishy anyway and I don't like faggots so it works for me.
Speaking of faggots, how's the boy?

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LockedHDD__Pot

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this is why I held-short of doing a 'Fatcast' (I had that idea at least a year before anyone else, ever.)... I knew I'd be divisive, & that's fine & I respect Dan's work appropriately.

what really did grind my gears was Dan's explanation of who should talk & when, I'm a fawkin professional & offered a guest appearance for free! (it was a timing issue tbh). I don't need telling not to talk over people, I talk under people... & that's where the enlightened audience members find the intellectual subtleties of my joking-off. I'm super-skilled at timing.

Anyways, he had the balls to put himself out there, so fair play!
 

Stent

cause you know it don't matter anyway
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At your school, and it's not a bad school, you're right, there's too much emphasis on what's good for you. What's good for Johnny. What's good for Janie. Here, the higher good is of the corps. As General MacArthur said in his farewell address at the Point: "The corps, the corps, the corps." Now, how do we achieve this revolutionary change in thinking on your part? Cadet corps has first call and formation 0530 each day. March in formation to first mess 0620. Followed by dorm inspection 0700, classes 0800 to 1440. Athletic formation 1500, except Thursdays, which is drill or Commander's time. 1900 to 2100 is evening study time. Taps, lights out 2200 hours. What's missing? Give up? Television.
 

Udders

Deeply interwoven in the pest community
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At your school, and it's not a bad school, you're right, there's too much emphasis on what's good for you. What's good for Johnny. What's good for Janie. Here, the higher good is of the corps. As General MacArthur said in his farewell address at the Point: "The corps, the corps, the corps." Now, how do we achieve this revolutionary change in thinking on your part? Cadet corps has first call and formation 0530 each day. March in formation to first mess 0620. Followed by dorm inspection 0700, classes 0800 to 1440. Athletic formation 1500, except Thursdays, which is drill or Commander's time. 1900 to 2100 is evening study time. Taps, lights out 2200 hours. What's missing? Give up? Television.
I look like a complete jerkoff.

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At your school, and it's not a bad school, you're right, there's too much emphasis on what's good for you. What's good for Johnny. What's good for Janie. Here, the higher good is of the corps. As General MacArthur said in his farewell address at the Point: "The corps, the corps, the corps." Now, how do we achieve this revolutionary change in thinking on your part? Cadet corps has first call and formation 0530 each day. March in formation to first mess 0620. Followed by dorm inspection 0700, classes 0800 to 1440. Athletic formation 1500, except Thursdays, which is drill or Commander's time. 1900 to 2100 is evening study time. Taps, lights out 2200 hours. What's missing? Give up? Television.
Why do guys in the army, or like spies, use that oh-thing when they tell time?
 

Stent

cause you know it don't matter anyway
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Why do guys in the army, or like spies, use that oh-thing when they tell time?
That will be abundantly made clear to you. For now, we have an expression around here:

Sure lol. Half the safety rules were fought for by the workers and then companies turned them in to cudgels to write up guys. Safety glasses taken off for a minute got guys suspended, but 8 hours in lead dust was fine. Backs, knees, shoulders, wrists, and elbows are destroyed in many labor jobs and they leave the guy unable to earn a comparable living. They are disabled at that point, it's not just industrial jobs either, cops, firemen, EMS workers too. It happens, why and where you think or feel that the vast majority of tradespeople who become disabled could have prevented that is wrong and rather inconsequential, the system is set up for their own money to be used to pay them their SSDI. Unlike ghetto niggers who hold low paying jobs and get welfare, industrial workers contribute to the overall growth of wealth and they get a vastly reduced income that they funded if they become disabled. What do you do for a living? Do you cheer 16% of your income being taken and given to nigger junkies via SSI? How much do you make, what do you own. why is it you think that workers should hand over money and then not be entitled to use it when needed? I can't tell you how many times I told young guys 22-23 to where knee pads or use ear protection and they scoffed at it when I was 35? We're all young and invincible at one time and that time moves fast, too bad you don't get that. You sound like the idiots that thought they should be working piece work because they were angry Frank did a little less and earned the same, eventually they're 47 year old Frank, that's life.
 

Harry Powell

not a fan of comedy, I’m a fan of cruelty
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That will be abundantly made clear to you. For now, we have an expression around here:

Sure lol. Half the safety rules were fought for by the workers and then companies turned them in to cudgels to write up guys. Safety glasses taken off for a minute got guys suspended, but 8 hours in lead dust was fine. Backs, knees, shoulders, wrists, and elbows are destroyed in many labor jobs and they leave the guy unable to earn a comparable living. They are disabled at that point, it's not just industrial jobs either, cops, firemen, EMS workers too. It happens, why and where you think or feel that the vast majority of tradespeople who become disabled could have prevented that is wrong and rather inconsequential, the system is set up for their own money to be used to pay them their SSDI. Unlike ghetto niggers who hold low paying jobs and get welfare, industrial workers contribute to the overall growth of wealth and they get a vastly reduced income that they funded if they become disabled. What do you do for a living? Do you cheer 16% of your income being taken and given to nigger junkies via SSI? How much do you make, what do you own. why is it you think that workers should hand over money and then not be entitled to use it when needed? I can't tell you how many times I told young guys 22-23 to where knee pads or use ear protection and they scoffed at it when I was 35? We're all young and invincible at one time and that time moves fast, too bad you don't get that. You sound like the idiots that thought they should be working piece work because they were angry Frank did a little less and earned the same, eventually they're 47 year old Frank, that's life.
I really like this bit. Whoever prefaced it with “Well, you know the old saying:” really got a nigga’s ribs.
 
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