Now it's Pat the Astrophysicist

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Does he just read the first paragraph on every Wikipedia article about everything ever? I know that once he's engaged in "debate" it immediately becomes clear that he's uninformed. But the way he just spouts off about anything and everything like he's an expert makes me wonder how he has so little understanding of so many things.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

His books are "Birdshite"

 

[FLUUUID]

Id prefer to get my science from someone who's verified. This guy could be any loser spreading fake news.

 

[guest]

If life is common in the universe, then where the hell is everybody

1. It's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light. It's also obviously impossible for light to travel faster than the speed of light, which means that even though there is probably life in a lot of places, it would be impossible for us to reach them in the window where life on Earth exists. It's also impossible to see shit that's extremely far away, the stuff we see that's millions of light years away is a snapshot of shit that happened millions of years ago.

2. It's statistically almost certain that no matter where life exists, they will get wiped out eventually through nuclear holocaust/pandemic/climate catastrophe/etc. That includes us Fatty.

3. Even if there were life in our line of sight, it would be almost impossible to see/detect it considering how much bullshit and interference there is going on.

In other words Pat, you're a fat faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Does he just read the first paragraph on every Wikipedia article about everything ever? I know that once he's engaged in "debate" it immediately becomes clear that he's uninformed. But the way he just spouts off about anything and everything like he's an expert makes me wonder how he has so little understanding of so many things.

Thats why he hides behind the internet. Anyone can argue online and google their talking points to seem like they know what they are talking about. Look at when Pat is on that stupid TV show. He doesnt actually add anything. He refused to debate Shapiro because he wouldnt have a script or a chance to google his answer. Thats what is wrong with the fact that we allowed what is posted on the internet as real news or to be taken seriously. Just like Josiah posed as a journalist, Pat tries to pose as an intellectual on the internet. Pat is trying to catfish people into thinking he knows what he is talking about.

 

[Clint Ruin]

1. It's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light. It's also obviously impossible for light to travel faster than the speed of light, which means that even though there is probably life in a lot of places, it would be impossible for us to reach them in the window where life on Earth exists. It's also impossible to see shit that's extremely far away, the stuff we see that's millions of light years away is a snapshot of shit that happened millions of years ago.

2. It's statistically almost certain that no matter where life exists, they will get wiped out eventually through nuclear holocaust/pandemic/climate catastrophe/etc. That includes us Fatty.

3. Even if there were life in our line of sight, it would be almost impossible to see/detect it considering how much bullshit and interference there is going on.

In other words Pat, you're a fat faggot.

Yeah, but that's all actual science and logic. Rick is more interested in "Star Trek" science. The galaxy is huge, but everyone found each other and they all look like humans but with different colored skin and English is the universal language.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Translation: I just watched Ancient Aliens and Giorgio is so hawt he makes me wanna talk about Aliens.

Where is everyone? Well Piggy you see all the other planets that could support life are in other galaxies that our technology hasn’t found a way for us to reach yet. Although you really gotta think how far we’ve come in just 50 years with technology.

 

[cliveowen]

Expert Pat is my favorite. This is the same shit he did a few months ago talking about the jetstream and the Texas freeze off. He must have gotten more than his usual 5 likes and decided this is a good bit.

"First of all, it assumes all intelligent life is equally likely to become technologically advanced, and that's simply hogwash. Dolphins are intelligent, have existed for millions of years, and are never going to build a space shuttle. They simply don't have the ability. "

Forget dolphins, there are entire continents of people who will never build a space shuttle.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Expert Pat is my favorite. This is the same shit he did a few months ago talking about the jetstream and the Texas freeze off. He must have gotten more than his usual 5 likes and decided this is a good bit.

"First of all, it assumes all intelligent life is equally likely to become technologically advanced, and that's simply hogwash. Dolphins are intelligent, have existed for millions of years, and are never going to build a space shuttle. They simply don't have the ability. "

Forget dolphins, there are entire continents of people who will never build a space shuttle.

There’s really one three countries that have done so to the point. The US, Russia and China.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

when do we get Finance degree rick?

"The sTock markeT is noT the economy chilD"

He pops his fat head up every now and then.

My favorite Boardroom Fatty episode was around the Thursday or Friday before Super Tuesday in the democratic primaries last year, when the stock market took a dive and Jim Creamer fatly declared that it was because the Obama economy was so strong that not even an imbicile like Trump could derail it for 3 years, but that his stupidity had reached such a breaking point that he finally wrecked consumer confidence in the economy.

Then the next Wednesday when the stock market rebounded (as it is wont to do after a moderate nosedive), Warren 'all-you-can-eat' Buffet fatly declared that it was because the market now internalized that Biden was going to be the Democratic nominee.

So during a four-year presidential term, Trump was responsible for the American economy for exactly one weekend.

 

[Heyfellas]

Wow, did he write his masters thesis on this?
Oh yeah he doesn’t even have a fucking associates degree lolololol

 

[FurBurger]

Methane atmosphere? You can't light a fire, no metal, no technology.

Fuckin' dunce. Who'd like to see a fire in a propane atmosphere? Tank full of propane with a window, pipe a little oxygen in and light the mix with a spark plug. Ta da! The impossible, right before your very eyes!

Also, he's assuming that the only type of "fire" possible is based on oxygen. You'd think he'd know better, given the methane-rich environment of that pig sty he lives in.

EDIT: Come to think of it the Earth had a 97% carbon dioxide atmosphere for a couple of billion years until cyanobacteria started producing oxygen; I guess intelligent life will never evolve here, either. Fuckin' dunce.

 

[Meownaw]

I fucking can't do it. I can't read past Bird Site. I have no energy. You wasted 10k on getting your account back on this BIRD SITE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Every one of his tweets on subject should be rightly ratio'd for the shitty info

 

[guest]

I know about an amazing theory you plebs probably never heard of. The dinosaurs were wiped out by an asteroid. 1/

 

[Brooke Shields]

The Fatty Paradox asks, if children are so common in the universe, where the hell is mine?

 

[guest]

Expert Pat is my favorite. This is the same shit he did a few months ago talking about the jetstream and the Texas freeze off. He must have gotten more than his usual 5 likes and decided this is a good bit.

"First of all, it assumes all intelligent life is equally likely to become technologically advanced, and that's simply hogwash. Dolphins are intelligent, have existed for millions of years, and are never going to build a space shuttle. They simply don't have the ability. "

Forget dolphins, there are entire continents of people who will never build a space shuttle.

You ever see that video with the African nigger making a plane, fucking awesome....they are absolutely a lower evolution of man.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Hey FatFuck your beard is literally getting pounded into oblivion as we speak by periscope cocked sub saharans. I can only imagine this is what it sounds like from outside your hovel

 

[MonsterSteve]

Fat played Mass Effect once and thought he was some expert on Science Fiction.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Neil Foie Gras Tyson.