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Not gay anymore

General Fatton

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I’ve seen the light. I love women.


No further questions, thank you.
How does this work regarding the voice? You had a very strong gay lisp when you called in to NPS. Do declaring your heterosexuality (shahada-style) changes your voice on the spot or do you need to have vigorous, non-gay sex first for the hormones to kick in and start the voice change process?
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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I'll explain... we were all subconsciously connected & all felt the same thing... ie we all got got gay for a while (maybe the CIA done it)... but now we're relaxed back into our natural state of fucking women (nicccce)... but cool ur biceps big fella, & go get them ugly women, you deserve it!
 

LockedHDD__Pot

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quick question, did you like Boq's dick pic?

the balls are like doorknobs... & you admitted sucking a black dick... that'd straighten me right up!

no offence to anyone, I'm just asking questions, you lil long-haired cutie

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