Not FatRick - A pre-Norm/11 History of Notfatness.

[TorqueWheeler]

The longer it goes on and the more he denies it, the fatter he gets. It's almost as though lying is high in calories.

Good old Saturated Pats.

Underrated nickname really.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I have a full muscular chin and neck from lifting weights, child.

Hooligans meatloaf is heavy with fillers, child

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

He compares himself to Penny Eater who is twice Pats width

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

This fat fucking tub of goo says he can bench 250lbs... Oh he can sit on a bench with his 250lbs (no stlaker, same weight) and lift a cheap plate of flour and bleached, cheap old rice and old low grade reconstituted 'chicken' meat, half rotted veg, sugar laden msg loaded sauce, all cooked and fried in old cheap oil and call it a taco and he says

'' in the gym.. Needed the protein''

And genuinely thinks he is impressive. Id love to see this cunt do a pushup session.... with the handles