Not FatRick - A pre-Norm/11 History of Notfatness.

[TorqueWheeler]

Seeing Rick once again insisting he isn't fat, despite being called Fat since at least 5 years and 50lbs ago, I thought I'd take a trip through Twitter memory lane; back when he was merely a cunt rather than the greatest of all cunts.

The earliest example and possibly a sign of 2015 Pat being willing to accept he's fat. Here he is in 2015, using his gut as an arm rest.

Fear not, fellow Nazis - Just 6 days later the idea he was a fat faggot was preposterous. Bad Comic was also firmly registered in the denial box.

Um-Hmm...

2016 Pat - Don't fat shame!

2017 Pat - Shut up, fatso!

Being called fat on a regular basis doesn't bother him because he just isn't. He'd tell you if he was. Genuinely. Dude! Why would he lie?

Perhaps the greatest example of irony in internet history.

Pat still can't understand how everyone knows to call him fat when he clearly wasn't. Also, just imagine living through the Lappening and still being able to even type the word cuck as an insult.

2017 Pat was not only Not Fat he was actively trying to gain weight! That's how not fat he was! He must have been a dangerously emaciated 220lbs at this point.

It's not Fat Pat, it's Fit Pat, stlaker.

Let's check in on 2017 Fit Pat.

Point. Proven. Child.

It goes on like this from here.

I don't have a fat neck, either!

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Six years of nuh-uhs from a fat retard that tweets.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

You're the fat faggot Mr. Tomlinson. You've always been the fat faggot.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

 

[Stent]

Fat and feminine. He tried coming out of the closet but he was wedged in there too tight.

 

[SFWA liaison]

get ahold of this one in which he claims to be a dad (BZZZZ) and not having a dad bod (BZZZZ) https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/596101063578492928

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Im actually starting to think that he isnt just refuting it for the sake of it, but that he literally doesnt think he’s fat and is bewildered by the accusation. Crazy narcissism mental gymnastics

 

[Harry Powell]

get ahold of this one in which he claims to be a dad (BZZZZ) and not having a dad bod (BZZZZ) https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/596101063578492928

Absolutely hilarious. In no way is he a dad. He’s a sperm donor and that’s it.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Im actually starting to think that he isnt just refuting it for the sake of it, but that he literally doesnt think he’s fat and is bewildered by the accusation. Crazy narcissism mental gymnastics

I’ve thought this for a while.

 

[guest]

It’s all just so tiresome.

 

[Stent]

Im actually starting to think that he isnt just refuting it for the sake of it, but that he literally doesnt think he’s fat and is bewildered by the accusation. Crazy narcissism mental gymnastics

I have a full muscular chin and neck from lifting weights, child.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

One too many Slurms if you ask me

 

[guest]

It's because it bothers him so much that people continue to call him fat. If he said "yeah, so what, I like to eat a lot and drink beer, blow me" it would completely neutralise the taunts. But he goes 180° the other way. Fucking fat lunatic

 

[fricklefrackle]

Fuck he's fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Im actually starting to think that he isnt just refuting it for the sake of it, but that he literally doesnt think he’s fat and is bewildered by the accusation. Crazy narcissism mental gymnastics

He either has some weird form of reverse body dysmorphia; or he's doing a technicality Tomlinson and only comparing himself to super obese people.

In either case, he is indeed fat. Fatter than ever. Mentally ill fat man.

Fat.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

Absolutely fantastic post Twat... Top work! I love seeing stuff like this and know that even if he was shown this he would just say 'no I'm not fat. Same weight stlaker. I can bench 250lbs.' '

 

[Will Tate]

That's why you have a protruding gut while spinning a staff and your head is shaped like a beachball. Because you're not fat. Okay, stupid.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

He either has some weird form of reverse body dysmorphia; or he's doing a technicality Tomlinson and only comparing himself to super obese people.

In either case, he is indeed fat. Fatter than ever. Mentally ill fat man.

Fat.

This is like his whole stealthy geek thing. He isn't fat compared to the other retards from Wisconsin. He's not like the other dorks that go to these conventions, he's manly! It's just his way to make himself feel better about his horrible life.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is like his whole stealthy geek thing. He isn't fat compared to the other retards from Wisconsin. He's not like the other dorks that go to these conventions, he's manly! It's just his way to make himself feel better about his horrible life.

I get the Wisconsin thing but since he’s someone who only watches stuff that involves people pretending to be comic book characters you’d think he’d be well aware that he doesn’t look good by any standard.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The longer it goes on and the more he denies it, the fatter he gets. It's almost as though lying is high in calories.

Good old Saturated Pats.