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Pat is a dickless dick.you have to be a complete fucking dick to have your shit spread out on the bar on a Saturday night.
Fat too, and ugly like his caretaker-wife.
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Pat is a dickless dick.you have to be a complete fucking dick to have your shit spread out on the bar on a Saturday night.
I'm not sure I've ever seen someone with a laptop at the bar when it's even remotely busy. Pre-smart phone ubiquity, you would occasionally see someone reading a book or writing in a notebook/pocket journal, but never a laptop. Most people have the courtesy to take that shit to a booth or table, or better yet stay home if they have to work.If I was at that bar and some fat asshole was clogging the place up spreading his laptop and shit over the bar, I'd make sure a full pint "accidentally" got spilled on his stupid Surface.
Most likely a summer sausage.Is that a chunk of ham or Spam with the cheese and olive?
I'm sure he complained about the size of the sosiTch he got.
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