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Not even 6 p.m. in Milwhatashithole yet and the Drunk Pig is on the cocktails already

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He's waiting until Niki has finished her black cock tales for this evening before going home and slurping up the leftovers. Fucking faggot.
 
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To be fair I've been drinking all day but it's been with friends and I worked all week. I drink and collect to age sour beers, retards who like well done steaks don't actually like sour beers. It makes no sense
With friends and worked all week. Those are the key words. This fat piece of shit drinks every day, has no friends and doesn't have a job.
 

BudDickman

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I'm sure Indeed appreciates the free advertising. Didn't he complain to Josiah that he always has to think twice about whether to use "his platform" or whatever to "promote" someone or something, because he may be making them a target for harassment? When the fuck has he ever resisted the urge to name-drop anything?
 

analeggsalad

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"he called me back 30 seconds later and pretended there was signal interference. Probably poured himself a drink"

there's no doubt. Imagine how many "Child"s Ade and Nikki have to hear whenever they bring up finances. How the royalties are always on the way, CHILD, how they don't know what it's like to be an esteemed Novelist and verified Twitter personality. How their lips are moving, but THEY AREN'T MAKING ANY SENSE
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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Was really wondering what shitty alcohol Rick was drinking right now. Be a real man and drink a silver bullet with the fellas, you fucking fag. Stop drinking fruity beers alone at the bar for attention, like a lonely girl trying to fuck. Fat fucking faggot.
 

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You'd have to be fat or gay or gay and fat to order a key lime pie sour beer. Pig Man puts even the Opester to shame when it comes to fruity beers.
Even as someone who loves sours, I would never in a million years think to share a picture of one on social media. This rube thinks it's something noteworthy and interesting when sours have been really popular for like 5-10 years and there are hundreds of key lime pie sours in particular in existence in the US. It's like Day One shit for a brewery if they're starting to make sours. Pat's photo here is like sharing a picture of a NEIPA or an oatmeal stout. No one cares, everyone makes one now.

However, I do hope we start getting Craft Beer Pat because it will be stupid obnoxious which always means high comedy for those of us who like to mock Pat (at Opie's behest, naturlich).
 
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