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NOT A DRILL: He's making Pepperoni again

Pringle Can Lothario

Sir...don't do that!
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Word is that it tasted like shit, and they went UberEats. Proof.

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"OMG" - a 47 year old man. I hope it stands for "Oww my gut" as he keels over and collapses on his couch, sending up a cloud of cat hair and fart particles while wheezing and squealing like the farm animal he is.
 

victor_sanchez

buck breaker supreme
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Of fucking COURSE there's white bread on the plate too.
there has to be a whole foods - or some ethnic bodega - around his place where he can get some flat bread but he decides not to. after finding out that he drank mountain dew for twenty years, i think that he prefers the taste of bland white sandwich bread over any ethnic breads. he doesn't even like avocado. he has such a childish taste palette.
 
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