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NORM KICKED OUT FOR BROCK LESNAR: REVISITED

Suetonius

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Happy 14 year anniversary to Norton being a despicable disgusting little fucking nothing fucking over his dead friend for some “dumb jock wrestler”. Never forget too that Jim, the professional addict who lectures everyone, was utterly confused why Norm, gambling addict, would throw away 5 figures rather than have it and potentially gamble with it. Norton is just so empathetic and REALLY understands the struggles of addiction. Its a fuckin tough one, man.
 

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The audio starts at 03:12:00, fuck your timestamps.

Norm has a great appearance on Opie and Anthony. His first if i’m not mistaken. He gives a funny and revealing interview that’s funny and interesting. So what do the boys do? GET THE WRESTLER IN STUDIO!!!

Norm is in the middle of a gambling story, and everyone is content to keep talking with him. Norton interrupts him mid laugh and goes “NORM CAN WE MOVE YOU OVER ONE SEAT???? BROCK LESNARS HERE.” Opie says “Norms people are telling us you have to go!! You can stay if you want tho. sniff.”

Colin Quinn runs out of the studio without talking to anybody. Norm goes to exit and gets into a conversation with Anthony while Brock sits down. Norton starts PANICKING. WHY ARE THESE FFFUCKING SCUMBAGS TALKING TO THE FUNNY COMEDIAN AND NOT THIS BIG WRESTLER MAN????? Norton keeps calling it a “clusterfuck” because they rushed in a wrestler while a comedian was on a roll. Norton apologizes and thanks Lesnar for coming on and not giving then 100% of their attention. Because Brock has such interesting things to say.

Anthony and Norm bullshitting is audible in the background. When confronted Anthony goes “Yeah, I know, but I gotta take care of Norm.” Norton takes this as a MMMMOTHERFUCKING. WHY DOES THIS FFFUCKING SCUMBAG WANT TO TALK TO THE COMEDIAN???? Norton angrily barks “ALRIGHT CAN YOU DO IT OUTSIDE? CAN YOU TAKE THE PICTURES OUTSIDE???” Norton is fucking panicking and apologizing that everyone isn’t paying attention to Lesnar. Norton attempts to ask a question before barking again “CAN YOU DO THIS OUTSIDE? CAN YOU PLEASE EVERYBODY DO THIS OUTSIDE? PLEASE NOT TO FUCK WITH EVERYBODY NORM I LOVE YOU NORM GOOD SEEING YOU.” Norm throws out an inaudible quip about “Do ya?” Norton goes “NO DUDE I LOVE YOU GENUINELY DUDE IM HAPPY YOURE HERE GENUINELY I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH ACTUALLY!”

Anthony quips “No, he just loves Brock Lesnar more.”
Jimmy: “NO GENUINELY IM JUST HAPPY THAT BROCKS HERE AND YOURE DOING A PHOTOSHOOT IN THE BOOTH.”
Opie: “I wanted to ask him about his gambling…next time though.”
Jim: “ALRIGHT SORRY BROCK IS HERE. WE DONT WANT TO START OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.”

All the boys sigh and start talking about how big of a shitshow a comedian being forced out was. “Wow that was exhausting…”

And what was so important they had to get Lesbar in?


Oh right, fulfilling Nortons sick fantasy of getting beat up by stronger men.

Slip in a puddle of aids and die.

I didn't read that but usually when it comes to the show you're more or less around the ball park
 

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Big Jay Oakerson was on Rogan the other day and he mentioned how he was supposed to go on O&A once but he got bumped for Ace Frehley. I wonder whose idea that was.

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In the lead up to the 2005 Opie and Jim argument, theres a show where O&A have to go to DC to talk about advertisers or whatever. Norton is just ffffucking BROOOOOODING because thats the same day Ozzy is supposed to be in studio. WE COULD BE TALKING TO A FUCKING LEGEND AND WE HAVE TO GO TO FUCKING DC WHY?? I WONT EVEN LOOK AT THOSE FFFUCKING SCUMBAGS IN DC FUCK THEM and the Opster rightfully shuts that shit down. Tells Jim he only wants to get a picture with Ozzy and thats it. That going to DC is more important. That, sure, while management has been an albatross on the show, they have to actually go and talk to them to work out the issues when it comes to advertising and the premium channel.

Norton of course hears none of it and just fffucking broods. He could be taking a picture with FUCKING OZZY right now but no , he has to actually treat his job likes its a JOB and not a self jerk off celebrity fest. Even Anthony, while shitting on management and thinking talking to them won’t change their minds, was willing to go.

What it shows is that Jims petulant faggotry is ultimately what brought the show down. Jim made Anthony think he was his partner, not Opie, so they started joking around and cut Opie out. Jim convinced Anthony to be a lazy nigger and not care about management: If they fuck you over once, never try to fix the bridge. Fuck them.
 

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Fine I'll do it

Brock has Norse blood? Or his daughter's mother does.

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nasty twp

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Back in the 2005 Opie vs Jim argument, Opie made the claim that “I said goodbye to Chris Jericho and said we were hanging with him because he’s a big star and a hard get. Sometimes you treat people with more respect than others.” Norton literally goes “WHY? SO? THAT DOESN’T MATTER.”

Hopefully hot rich MILF Stephanie reads this one day and gets a good chuckle.

It doesn't matter what your name is, midget Chris. Steph would sooner have got with noncey closet case Ant than you.

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(Jk she could buy either of them as a slave and use them as a footstool. And she should)
 
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Happy 14 year anniversary to Norton being a despicable disgusting little fucking nothing fucking over his dead friend for some “dumb jock wrestler”. Never forget too that Jim, the professional addict who lectures everyone, was utterly confused why Norm, gambling addict, would throw away 5 figures rather than have it and potentially gamble with it. Norton is just so empathetic and REALLY understands the struggles of addiction. Its a fuckin tough one, man.
Reminder that addiction expert Norton was completely befuddled by Lady Di vomiting and shitting herself on her internship until O&A pointed out it was an adverse effect of her chronic alcoholism.
 

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Reminder that addiction expert Norton was completely befuddled by Lady Di vomiting and shitting herself on her internship until O&A pointed out it was an adverse effect of her chronic alcoholism.
Norton strikes me as the kind of guy who goes to AA and just ignores everyone so he can talk about himself. “So I was at my lowest point when I was blowing guys for money.” “I do that for free. So anyways I had 12 wine coolers one night when I was 14.”
 

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The audio starts at 03:12:00, fuck your timestamps.

Norm has a great appearance on Opie and Anthony. His first if i’m not mistaken. He gives a funny and revealing interview that’s funny and interesting. So what do the boys do? GET THE WRESTLER IN STUDIO!!!

Norm is in the middle of a gambling story, and everyone is content to keep talking with him. Norton interrupts him mid laugh and goes “NORM CAN WE MOVE YOU OVER ONE SEAT???? BROCK LESNARS HERE.” Opie says “Norms people are telling us you have to go!! You can stay if you want tho. sniff.”

Colin Quinn runs out of the studio without talking to anybody. Norm goes to exit and gets into a conversation with Anthony while Brock sits down. Norton starts PANICKING. WHY ARE THESE FFFUCKING SCUMBAGS TALKING TO THE FUNNY COMEDIAN AND NOT THIS BIG WRESTLER MAN????? Norton keeps calling it a “clusterfuck” because they rushed in a wrestler while a comedian was on a roll. Norton apologizes and thanks Lesnar for coming on and not giving then 100% of their attention. Because Brock has such interesting things to say.

Anthony and Norm bullshitting is audible in the background. When confronted Anthony goes “Yeah, I know, but I gotta take care of Norm.” Norton takes this as a MMMMOTHERFUCKING. WHY DOES THIS FFFUCKING SCUMBAG WANT TO TALK TO THE COMEDIAN???? Norton angrily barks “ALRIGHT CAN YOU DO IT OUTSIDE? CAN YOU TAKE THE PICTURES OUTSIDE???” Norton is fucking panicking and apologizing that everyone isn’t paying attention to Lesnar. Norton attempts to ask a question before barking again “CAN YOU DO THIS OUTSIDE? CAN YOU PLEASE EVERYBODY DO THIS OUTSIDE? PLEASE NOT TO FUCK WITH EVERYBODY NORM I LOVE YOU NORM GOOD SEEING YOU.” Norm throws out an inaudible quip about “Do ya?” Norton goes “NO DUDE I LOVE YOU GENUINELY DUDE IM HAPPY YOURE HERE GENUINELY I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH ACTUALLY!”

Anthony quips “No, he just loves Brock Lesnar more.”
Jimmy: “NO GENUINELY IM JUST HAPPY THAT BROCKS HERE AND YOURE DOING A PHOTOSHOOT IN THE BOOTH.”
Opie: “I wanted to ask him about his gambling…next time though.”
Jim: “ALRIGHT SORRY BROCK IS HERE. WE DONT WANT TO START OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.”

All the boys sigh and start talking about how big of a shitshow a comedian being forced out was. “Wow that was exhausting…”

And what was so important they had to get Lesbar in?


Oh right, fulfilling Nortons sick fantasy of getting beat up by stronger men.

Slip in a puddle of aids and die.

I'm so glad that Ozzie Osbourne left the books that Norton bought him for his birthday in the studio.
 

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Reminder that addiction expert Norton was completely befuddled by Lady Di vomiting and shitting herself on her internship until O&A pointed out it was an adverse effect of her chronic alcoholism.
Ant was drinking morning to night most days at WNEW and also didn't seem to figure this out, it took Opie to point out she was probably in severe withdrawals. You could excuse that as Ant not wanting to expose how bad his alcoholism was by showing knowledge of that, like when he lied to Patrice about his previous health issues (I ate too much steak). Norton was sitting in AA meetings 10 hours a week for 20 years at that point and was still clueless about withdrawals or anything that actually happens to a real alcoholic. What does he even do in those meetings?
 

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Ant was drinking morning to night most days at WNEW and also didn't seem to figure this out, it took Opie to point out she was probably in severe withdrawals. You could excuse that as Ant not wanting to expose how bad his alcoholism was by showing knowledge of that, like when he lied to Patrice about his previous health issues (I ate too much steak). Norton was sitting in AA meetings 10 hours a week for 20 years at that point and was still clueless about withdrawals or anything that actually happens to a real alcoholic. What does he even do in those meetings?
Norton said on a Jay Mohrs appearance that, “I drink a dangerous amount of water.”
 
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