none of you could handle a real woman

[guest]

When Patrice rambled on about his confidence being so low that it's high, this is what he meant. Just like Betsy, his blood sugar wasn't so high it was actually low.

 

[stealthygeek]

Holy SHIT

Is anyone here a marine biologist!?

I threw an ass on her thigh but it just looks like rolls tbh

Pat childing someone on Twitter at Hooligan's immediately came to mind.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Can't reach to wipe, yuck

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Gimme a whip and a chair, and I'll have that beast eating out of the palm of my hand.

It's not that big of an accomplishment to get that thing to eat

 

[Hoolies]

When Patrice rambled on about his confidence being so low that it's high, this is what he meant. Just like Betsy, his blood sugar wasn't so high it was actually low.

Women are really psychotic about this shit, even the most heinous cyberstlaker post is nothing compared to the stuff that must go through her head every night as she examines her ruined body in the mirror.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Imagine the smell

It's going to be that fat girl / perfume smell, where they overdo the perfume to mask the b.o. / sweat, so instead, you get punched in the face with both.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Christ, shes just atrocious.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I don't need no stupid man, Gilbert.

Hold on, Brinton, my fans are suddenly all asking me to walk up some stairs, brb

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