none of you could handle a real woman

[captain_kamala]

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Who would share this? Fat girl confidence is truly astounding. This is like those boudoir photos a frumpy wife takes for her husband who then pretends it's so hot.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

That's a real subcontinent.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

That is the ugliest provincial sofa I've ever seen. The French really were a bunch of queers

 

[Porkys]

Its like Rick and Nikki had a daughter, plus 9 months of "no this drink won't affect the baby"

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

Gimme a whip and a chair, and I'll have that beast eating out of the palm of my hand.

 

[Brooke Shields]

My stomache couldn't handle that heffer

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I absolutely could not handle that. I have back problems.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Fat girl confidence is truly astounding.

I find it attractive. Too bad they’re fat pigs not even worth the slop they’re fed.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That is the ugliest provincial sofa I've ever seen. The French really were a bunch of queers

Lol were

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That is the ugliest provincial sofa I've ever seen. The French really were a bunch of queers

They built it pretty sturdy, I'll give them that.

 

[RobertMewler]

Her clients have to sit on that couch. It's in her salon's waiting room. No one wants butt cheese smeared on their jeans, thanks.

 

[Will Tate]

Not so, I'm certified to operate a forklift.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Draw me like one of your French whales.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Thanks, I needed a palate cleanser after seeing this

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

I can photoshop your face onto your thigh 3x and still have ample room to spare.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Holy SHIT

Is anyone here a marine biologist!?

I threw an ass on her thigh but it just looks like rolls tbh

 

[guest]

 

[ISO__JOE]

Imagine the smell

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Thanks, I needed a palate cleanser after seeing thisView attachment 9414

That bitch behind her manages to look like Luis J Gomez & Dave Smith at the same time.