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NOBODY'S VICTIM: Fighting Psychos, stlakers, Pervs, and Trolls - Carrie Goldberg

Mitch Weaver

Wave bye bye, staIker
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maybe i'm just jealous i never got a superjew in $900 shoes with a pink satin punching bag in her luxury office when i was going through my ordeal. would've been nice.
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He didn't make the trip to see her - he happened to be in New York City because he was flown in to be in a Science Channel Ancient Aliens ripoff for five seconds. This was his famous Fatty Takes Manhattan trip, and part of it was him deciding he would pop in to see what he was getting for his five thousand dollars.

Carrie told him that she was on the case like a shark on the little Kitner boy (read: I spent five minutes drafting a threatening sounding letter to Twitter) and let him take a mid-stride selfie to get him TFO.

He also probably thought he could fuck her while looking like an inflated baby wearing a purple zip-up blouse.

Didn't he also make some kind of "Let's meet up" tweet at that DanaSchnozzzzz chick too? I think that trip was before he sent her that nasty email.
 
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Didn't he also make some kind of "Let's meet up" tweet at that DanaSchnozzzzz chick too? I think that trip was before he sent her that nasty email.
I think there were a couple of "I'll be in NYC lets hang" simp tweets before his Big Boy Goes to the City trip yeah.

It will never cease to make me laugh that Dana Shnoz is dating someone who looks just like Fatso, down to the ridiculous hairline-concealing tuft
 
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It will never cease to make me laugh that Dana Shnoz is dating someone who looks just like Fatso, down to the ridiculous hairline-concealing tuft

That's what makes everything about it funnier to me. He would be her cup of tea if he wasn't a complete failure and a creep. The guy she's dating is a writer for one of the late shows and apparently he lost 120 lbs so he's not a fat fuck like someone we know from MKE.
 

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"...obtained an order of protection..."

Wow. That must have taken a few minutes of preparation on her part. Imagine.

Also, "Got to meet my lawyers in person" is the worst fucking thing to brag about ever. You would only post this if your existence is complete dogshit and you have zero goals in your life or in your day. He is so pathetic and incompetent at everything he does.
 

NikkisCrustyGusset

I am the crispy white spot in your soul
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They are decent blowjob lips. Obviously got a mil or two of filler in them but she looks like she wouldn't mind the spit roping down to her tits while she looks up at you during a playfully rough deep throat face fuck...
She's definitely the type to enjoy her Squirty Thirties
 
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