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NOBODY'S VICTIM: Fighting Psychos, stlakers, Pervs, and Trolls - Carrie Goldberg

Brooke Shields

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Fair warning, this probably isn't good or interesting but here it is.


Her battleground is the courtroom; her crusade is to transform clients from victims to warriors.
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Well, this is probably going to be really retarded so let's see if we can get through the introduction.
She starts off by saying some people call her a "passionate advocate" or a "social justice warrior". I'd rather be called a ruthless motherfucker. Sounds like a terrible author's mary sue huh?

One of her clients was a 17 year old girl who was coerced into performing sexual acts by a man she met online. (a whore)
She was so distraught I was worried she might harm herself. - That's all she wrote about that.
Another client's vindictive boyfriend(not ex?) posted multiple Craigslist ads with the girls number and work address, promoting her as a sex worker. - Good bit
Another was doxed by an angry mob of trolls, she was bombarded with death threats so viscous she fled her home in fear. What could cause a group of people to do such a thing? :image_4159:

She states that most of these people go through many avenues before finally finding her. At this point they are desperate, traumatized, even suicidal, which is exactly what these offenders want.
Their faces make a whole lot more sense here then:
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They think he's a rube fighting harmless trolls and he's enjoying it.

Anyways.
Carrie met her psycho ex on the dating site OkCupid.
She was in her mid 30s, recently divorced, and living in Net York, working as head lawyer at the blah blah Egg clock ticking. Career > Motherhood.
Her job then was mostly for old fucks and mentally disabled adults unable to advocate for themselves and without suitable family to care for them.
When this "psycho ex" first messaged her, he was charming, smart and creative. Had a lot of money.
They were inseparable after meeting. Bought her shit.
Fast forward 3 weeks.
UH OH. He's an obsessed freak, probably never really got women cause he's an obsessive freak.


So what's Carrie do?
Well her "friend" invited her to a "fundraiser" in the "basement" of a "community theatre" where she had no cell reception. This is all after she found out how clingy and obsessive he is.
She comes out with a bunch of missed calls. GASP. He freaked the fuck out but she stayed with him for a few more months.
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So the boyfriend did some hilarious things. Notably:
He said he hired three HIV-positive men to rape me. It'd be her fault :mel_sm:


She tried everything. Filed a police report, obtained an order of protection, begged for a judge for the ex to stop posting naked pics(whore!)
She spent $30,000 in legal fees.
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The dumb bitch has an "epiphany" while off with another whore friend in ireland during a trecherous storm as she looked out to sea alone.
I couldn't possibly be the only one.

So she started a firm, got busy with rubes, and in 5 years she grew to a staff of 13 (better than a family!)

She states that her clients, who she considers friends, are yada yada, no two are alike...
And while her clients are special and unique, the offenders are as boring and predictable as they are dangerous. (Does that make our harmless shenanigans exciting?)


There's a little more horseshit and then she sums it up with some accomplishments of her firm:
  • 100 orders of protection
  • 30,000 nonconsensual images/videos removed
  • millions in financial recoveries
  • more than a DOZEN arrested and thrown in jail
This ending sucks.
Also her youngest client: a sweet girl was assaulted near her middle school, we sued her entire city
Nice lawsuit, stupid.


Offenders are everywhere. What makes them so terrifying is that many of these unhinged men -- and they are almost always men(bam, mewler) -- are compelled by the same impulses that trigger other offenders to drive cars into groups of protestors and fire assault rifles into churches, synagogues, and schools...
Really hammered home the false narrative news of the year huh. That's right, calling someone a fat faggot will lead to ^

...We can be the army to take these motherfuckers down.
They left Pat on the battlefield, bleeding out for almost 3 years now.


that was only 6 pages.
The first chapter is titled:
Sleeping with the Enemy.

I'm not sure if I can read a unreliable retcon of an entire retarded relationship so maybe it just wont happen
 

Brooke Shields

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Is this a book, or a video, or an article that you're reviewing?

Book of some kind
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I really better not leave this laying around.
I bought that gay Rat's of perdition, for da show, and I know for a FACT it was sitting somewhere one time my dad was over helping me install windows
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My parents know i read books but now my dad thinks i do it while jerking off
 

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey
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Does anyone even know what he visited her office in NYC to begin with? Seems the only point was to get that picture with her.
Pat thought he could get her drunk and maybe fuck her. He wouldn't have made the trip if his lawyer was a man.

Little did the Fat One know Carrie is a frigid master of walking in a straight line in front of courthouses in thigh high boots.
 
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Pat thought he could get her drunk and maybe fuck her. He wouldn't have made the trip if his lawyer was a man.
He didn't make the trip to see her - he happened to be in New York City because he was flown in to be in a Science Channel Ancient Aliens ripoff for five seconds. This was his famous Fatty Takes Manhattan trip, and part of it was him deciding he would pop in to see what he was getting for his five thousand dollars.

Carrie told him that she was on the case like a shark on the little Kitner boy (read: I spent five minutes drafting a threatening sounding letter to Twitter) and let him take a mid-stride selfie to get him TFO.

He also probably thought he could fuck her while looking like an inflated baby wearing a purple zip-up blouse.
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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There are so many organizations offering legal aid to victims of actual crime that she could donate her services to if she really cared. Instead she wants to profit off of rich women who barely have a case. There's nothing benevolent about what she does, it's all about money and power.

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Feltch My Ass

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she wants to profit off of rich women who barely have a case.

to be fair she also rips off poor sci-fi authors who barely have a case

There's nothing benevolent about what she does, it's all about money and power.

what about being a lawyer as a job means you have to be "benevolent" and not try to get money and power?

she's not even a divorce lawyer, I'm assuming most of her job is her trying to get websites to take down revenge pornography, and she charges whatever that goes for these days

when you were a sex worker did you just give pussy away to retards who couldn't get laid? Did you charge the lowest possible rates?
 
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