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He is watching movies for fucking children.
My favorite bit lol
“No, child. No cap. The Foo Fighters still slap. And if you disagree i will yeet you out the front half door, Niki child. Ive abandoned my Fambly before, ill do it again!”I wonder if he zoomer talks in real life
Damnit MS beat me to itThat movie slaps, child.
Patrick is way too weak to yeet Thik Niks nosetackle body anywhere, chowlld.“No, child. No cap. The Foo Fighters still slap. And if you disagree i will yeet you out the front half door, Niki child. Ive abandoned my Fambly before, ill do it again!”
Hed heave her onto the Nordictrac and aim it towards the door and read the owners manual to try to figure out how to turn it on, then turn speed all the way up and YEET her w the home gym eqpt.Patrick is way too weak to yeet Thik Niks nosetackle body anywhere, chowlld.
Well people in that story did give up their children (albeit unwillingly), so there is that parallel.If he's implying that life is becoming like the hunger games, he's tweeting that musing from his Samsung Flip that was paid for with PPP money from the comfort of his fart couch while shoveling endless amounts of food in his gullet. Whatever message he's trying to get across, he's not the right man for the job.
He called the "slaps" , "claps"This just in from Hot Take Tomlinson: The most popular movie in the most popular Science Fiction series ever is good.
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This post needs way more ribs.He called the "slaps" , "claps"
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