No Fucking Way That's His Kid.

[guest]

I'm sure I'm stating the obvious, I haven't followed the Pat saga since the sub days and trying to catch up, but there's no way that's his daughter.

Imagine being 2 months pregnant (hint hint suck suck) with your husband's child and deciding to break it off with no interest in reconciliation to start a new life with a new man along with your ex husbands new born.

The more likely scenario is she was fucking bald guy well before the infamous lap photo, got knocked up, creating a turning point. She couldn't continue without lying to her future child and decided she had 7 months to settle down with the man of her dreams and their new baby, leaving the pig in the rear view for good.

Pat is lying to everyone or just himself. He knows though deep down, it's exactly why he has zero interest in his kid or being a father. He doesn't and he's not.

As much as I’d like to agree but you can clearly see in Ade’s FB photos that Annabelle is clearly Pat’s biological daughter. She’s happy and healthy looking but... Tomlinson looking.

‘Bald guy’... you Musical Criticism posters

Say his name, sir

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

PCJs semen only produces Aryan boys

 

[RobertMewler]

The forum is dying and the admin is frantically approving new accounts so he can keep up the charade that his life has some importance and meaning.

That is a terrible take, sir.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Sorry but she is inescapably a Tomlinson.

Grandma Raven.

Grandpa Clown.

Papa Faggot.

Poor Sweet Annabelle.

 

[RobertMewler]

Sorry but she is inescapably a Tomlinson.

Grandma Raven.

Grandpa Clown.

Papa Faggot.

Poor Sweet Annabelle.

 

[smashthafunk]

She is absolutely his daughter. Have you seen her? She looks exactly like him, poor lil mug (show reference, Dan.)

That makes it all the more incredible, and humiliating for him. A woman went against all her innate biological imperatives while pregnant and took the risk of ending up alone or with a potentially worse mate rather than stick around and see whether he would make a good father. She knew in her bones he would not. And she made the right choice.

Kind of admirable grime Ade tbh

 

[guest]

don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

seriously, imagine that girl growing up with Patrick shrieking at her, YOU! DO! NOT! LISTEN! CHILD!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Honestly crushed me when I first found that picture too.

 

[Snake]

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Spot the Tomlinson

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I would believe that pat Thought the baby was Jon's, hence his copping a shit attitude, then finding out after he signed her away she was his because she grew enough to look like him. So he might still pretend vshes Jon's because special boy never makes mistakes

 

[SFWA liaison]

she was 2 weeks pregnant when she ended the relationship, not 2 months, very unlikely that she'd even know at that point

they definitely knew by the time they filed papers on July 17th, then she would've been 3 months pregnant

September 10th (I think) Pat was already getting drunk with and fucking Thikki, "depression" btw

 

[NigelCumia]

Oh lord, after looking at the totality of the evidence that is indeed his daughter. Just makes the whole thing sadder. Why did he sign over his rights? Is he that selfish he'd rather abandon his only daughter than face his sexually, emotional, financially satisfied wife and his ex friend? What a child.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Oh lord, after looking at the totality of the evidence that is indeed his daughter. Just makes the whole thing sadder. Why did he sign over his rights? Is he that selfish he'd rather abandon his only daughter than face his sexual, emotional, financially satisfied wife and his ex friend? What a child.

Hes a deadbeat who didnt want to pay child support

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Honestly crushed me when I first found that picture too.

I hope the big man is resting easier knowing Owen’s got his six

 

[Harry Powell]

I hope the big man is resting easier knowing Owen’s got his six

And we’re very fucking cranky

 

[Jenna]

Oh lord, after looking at the totality of the evidence that is indeed his daughter. Just makes the whole thing sadder. Why did he sign over his rights? Is he that selfish he'd rather abandon his only daughter than face his sexually, emotional, financially satisfied wife and his ex friend? What a child.

The actual answer is sadder. He prioritized the conflict over the resolution. He cared more about defeating his traitorous ex-wife and ex-friend and centered everything around him getting everything he wanted.

He comfortably decided that refusing to compromise was a higher priority than being a part of his daughter's life, and he happily signed papers on three separate occasions to prove that point.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

she was 2 weeks pregnant when she ended the relationship, not 2 months, very unlikely that she'd even know at that point

they definitely knew by the time they filed papers on July 17th, then she would've been 3 months pregnant

September 10th (I think) Pat was already getting drunk with and fucking Thikki, "depression" btw

How long had they known PCJ before the Lappening?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Whats the deal with all these accounts “just catching up on Pat” and acting like newfags? This post belongs in 2019

Probably the same lame fucks that acted like Patposting cost us the sub and never thought it was funny, now deciding Patposting is a-OK see as the cum brothers have gone from grade-a cow to boring old men.

 

[RacistPigeon]

Regardless, thank God that she got to have a real man for a father. Even if it was only for relative few years, she was guaranteed to be much better off without that fat waste of fucking space in her life. RIP Jon, it should have been Fatrick dead instead of you.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

A lot of shit happened between 2019 and now. There was this crazy bat flu shit, a Fat middling SciFi author wasn't really on my mind.

Praying you’re vaxxed and double boosted, brotherman.