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A country of white 10 year olds would be far more advanced and cultured than any black nationNNNN Nigerian News Network
(The extra N is for Nigger)
1. Nigerians have at least 5 layers of cultural identity by nation, state, tribe, sub tribe and language. If any of these don’t align they tend to hate each other. This results in amazing scenes on X of different tribal groups hurling insults at each other. The funniest example I have seen of this is calling each other cannibals. Both sides will cite actual news articles or historical papers about the other tribe and cannibalism, thus proving they are all cannibals.
2. Murder for the harvesting and subsequent sale of body parts for ritualistic purposes is a real fawkin problem. Allow me to demonstrate:
These incidents where the person is CAUGHT took place over the last year. Just kidding, it’s 4 days. These are all incidents reported in the last 4 days and it’s only a sample of what Dafe has seen. One of the terms they use for it is skullmining. On the (HIV) positive side of things this has lead Nigerian mad lads to make some great jokes about wearing metal helmets, calling the Yoruba tribe Yorubanivores and tweeting government departments demanding that a minister of skullmining position be created.
3. Romance is alive and well as proven by a policeman who upon finding out that his girlfriend had been caught black handed stealing a mobile phone, showed up in uniform and simply shot and killed the pesky complainants.
4. The Nigerian government had basically its entire fleet of jets seized in various countries for not paying them off. Literally niggers getting their vehicles repoed.
5. South Africans started trolling Nigerians by making fake Uber accounts and ordering Ubers in Nigerian to waste Nigerian Uber drivers time. Nigerians responded en mass by ordering ride share vehicles in South Africa at a volume so high that it drove surge pricing to a level that South Africans literally couldn’t afford.
6. Every single statistic quoted by the Nigerian state at any level is always a lie, but extremely obvious to literally anyone. For example the busted an illegal petrol distilling plant that has like 5 barrels in the footage but claimed it could produce a million barrels a day lmao.
7. There is fake Milo (Australian invented powdered malt drink) circulating at the moment which has them very worked up because they love Milo. This is a normal thing though because there is fake everything everywhere.
This has been NNNN *drums beating*
A country of white 10 year olds
It’s funny but I’m sure plenty of women like this believe their birthday is a national holiday and their workplace should accept they won’t be in.x.com
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"Yeah but dat wuz ma burfday"
Hilariously childlike mentality. You can practically hear the HR woman thinking "is she retarded?" Yes, yes she is.
Well just read the comments for confirmation.It’s funny but I’m sure plenty of women like this believe their birthday is a national holiday and their workplace should accept they won’t be in.
"Ya'll too grown for me" got my ribs NGLx.com
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"Yeah but dat wuz ma burfday"
Hilariously childlike mentality. You can practically hear the HR woman thinking "is she retarded?" Yes, yes she is.
A moment of self-awareness"Ya'll too grown for me" got my ribs NGL
Your feel good video of the day.
Watch it muted and it's great.That didn't feel good due to the faggy music.
Your feel good video of the day.
everything is fake and gayThat looks staged to me
Here's one that I don't think is staged.That looks staged to me
Not a good idea to fuck around with Travellers. He's lucky all they brought was a hammer.Here's one that I don't think is staged.
Redbeard on Gab: 'An Irish lad was attacked by an invader so him an…'
Redbeard on Gab: 'An Irish lad was attacked by an invader so him and his friends came back with hammers. >notice how they hid their faces? >the lads responded correctly, without emotional interference >how WE win'gab.com
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