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She keeps the bathroom so clean but the toothbrush situation is fucked. The kids find new ones under the counter (unsecured because we believe in natural selection in our house) and she lets them open the things up and add them to the collection instead of slapping them in the head.
I fucking hate you for giving a serious answer to a joke question even though I do it constantly.
We're the same guy except I would have gone to the hospital two months ago.
I'm not gay. I identify as a female so when men pound my ass it's totally cool.
Fair enough. Boq is gay though, right?
Yes. It is a well known fact that popular Canadian podcaster Boq is a gay Muslim which is uncommon but a little seductive to a woman like me.
Why did you wait until I logged off to show up? It was done with such precision
Could you imagine if the 3 of made a metalcore band? Chh doing growls. Me doing nasally screams and bubbler doing high cleans and and pig squeals? We would dominate. It wouldn't be fair.
The best part is I kept up an east coast Jew accent through out and they ate it up.
Where were you, Harry?
I hope she would cut her stupid head off.
You really should pray. Do you still remember the child's prayer?
I fucking figured it was too good to be true, given that the Bubster is a natural troll.
I wouldn’t want you to wake up your totally real wife. You already mentioned on Dan’s show that I really rattle you.
