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He needs to be dipped in a vat of lysolDid they hose you
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He needs to be dipped in a vat of lysolDid they hose you
He's at home getting drunk and thinking about kid peeDid they hose you off yet?
The “professor” couldn’t figure out how to post pictures to prove he was in the hospital. Could still post somehow. I hope he’s not lying again but he could be in the homeless lady Di stage. We might need some Canadian pests to find what train tracks he’s getting banged on.He's at home getting drunk and thinking about kid pee
It wasn’t “unclaimed” or abandoned. It was deleted from one channel and was to be posted on another official channel that geopolitical hacks don’t watch.Is it really theft if it's abandoned and unclaimed, though? It's the Internet equivalent of flotsam and I'm pretty sure the sacred rule of "finders, keepers" applies to that.
I think we'd be better off doing Space Ghost bits that no one can understand.
TImestamp me laughing at your jokes.. we were laughing at you not with you.You heard every word though, repeated everything he said. You’re lying pretending you can’t hear. Why did you laugh at every joke he told if you couldn’t hear him?
Lying about laughing at someone’s jokes out of spite is the gayest behavior of a man. Gayer than gay sex.
TImestamp me laughing at your jokes.. we were laughing at you not with you.
Be well, brothaman.Yeah. I'm sitting in emergency right now. They comped my cab.
Shut your gob, you bloviating queer.Predictable cringey comeback you can expect on the ten steps behindcast.
Nice show explaining every other word to CQ, stupid. Lol
Shut your gob, you bloviating queer.
Be well, brothaman.
Anyone nicknamed him Raspukin yet?Has Turk posted since earlier? Otherwise he probably past.
Your act only works on an audience.Squawk!! Squawk! Mother Hen! PECKING AWAY
We all know he won't be getting that on Boq's channel.Your act only works on an audience.
knowing what I know - call it 50/50You should be out by Friday, right?
I need to be on one of your pod’s with Victoria.knowing what I know - call it 50/50
EDIT: although socialist healthcare will try to kick him out before the weekend
I'm glad your getting sorted out, young playa.Possibly. I'm still in triage.
He's DEADI'm glad your getting sorted out, young playa.
He's not. He'll return a brand new Turk. He's gonna get clean and swole.He's DEAD
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