NicerPS #0025 - HRC's Demise, Boq's Father, and Tryouts for 3rd Mic [FEATURED Guest: the BUBBLER]

[CQ Beans]

It's my first murder.

Well, that’s just an obvious lie.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I will wear a wig. I don't know if it will work. It's my first murder.

Shave your head and wear a Steve Harvey suit so you look like Teddy Long, playa.

 

[Turk February]

Shave your head and wear a Steve Harvey suit so you look like Teddy Long, playa.

I don't. Stop accusing me of these things. My hair and beard are totally real. (Man sensitive and doesn't understand the difference between a suggestion and an accusation, new character)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't. Stop accusing me of these things. My hair and beard are totally real. (Man sensitive and doesn't understand the difference between a suggestion and an accusation, new character)

This could be you, playa.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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This could be you, playa.

You look EXACTLY like him, dude.

 

[Turk February]

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This could be you, playa.

I can never be like this. I am not black. not since the disease.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can never be like this. I am not black. not since the disease.

But you got soul, young playboy

 

[Turk February]

But you got soul, young playboy

I also can't afford glasses.

 

[Turk February]

This is so off topic, I can't remember the names of either person in my favorite wrestling match.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I also can't afford glasses.

If you took like every other day off drinking and returned your empties you could. Teddy Long had to hustle for those glasses. Teddy Long was a lowly shithead referee and worked his way up the ranks to General Manager of Smackdown.

The best line of the whole show last night was "Are you kidding? There's at least a hundred bucks in here." Regarding the empties.

 

[Turk February]

If you took like every other day off drinking and returned your empties you could. Teddy Long had to hustle for those glasses. Teddy Long was a lowly shithead referee and worked his way up the ranks to General Manager of Smackdown.

Glasses are for nerds. I stay in bed until hellhole calls me.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Glasses are for nerds. I stay in bed until hellhole calls me.

You're gonna go one on one... with the Undertaker, playa.

(Because you're gonna die if you don't change your ways and become Teddy Long)

 

[Turk February]

So it's Shoko Nakajima and Riho. Two Japanese female wrestlers who give me micro boners and they've fought on AEW.

 

[Turk February]

I actually used to be super into Shoko Nakajima. She's like 4 10 so she can do moves that look crazier than movie stunts.

 

[BUBBLER]

If you need a better bubbler I can try my best

Edit: it's gonna take a lot to emulate his lisp

 

[Turk February]

I should explain in Japanese wrestling athletics are fucking amazing. A light weight small sized fighter cab do amazing gymnastics. And they do.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I should explain in Japanese wrestling athletics are fucking amazing. A light weight small sized fighter cab do amazing gymnastics. And they do.

I could kick that little gook's ass

 

[Turk February]

I could kick that little gook's ass

In real life probably. In a pro wrestling match no chance.

 

[Turk February]

I could kick that little gook's ass

Actually she's so agile I don't know that I could take her in a streetfight.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

In real life probably. In a pro wrestling match no chance.

I'll springboard somersault plancha that bitch straight to hell. And you're gonna ref the match, Teddy Longuary.