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Cigs are the one thing I won't give up.Counterfeit Canadian Red
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Cigs are the one thing I won't give up.Counterfeit Canadian Red
Open invite as my guest. I can mediate.Did @CQ Beans make the show? sniff.
Your hand is a pussy you handjob giving whore.Does Turk show his pussy hand in the video or what? Nice osteo-whatever stupit
A mouse bit your hand open and got it pregnant with rabies. True story.Your hand is a pussy you handjob giving whore.
So this thread's a realization that I've been like, punching down and I feel bad now...at least the copro got on cam and followed up on my challenge for him to create a pod from a year ago...you wouldn't get on cam when I was on Dan's show. You use the internet wrong. I'll never rip on people trying to "create" shit. You suck as a person tbh (not as much as @Africa.com, we have his rapsheet).
Your hand had sex with my penis. I filmed it secretly. Don't make me release the footage.A mouse bit your hand open and got it pregnant with rabies. True story.
you're a slow-witted imbecile
When I throw barbs, I try to make them "precise", or only after backdoor confirmation...you throw barbs under the vein of "Patrick grinds pepperoni" or "Joe cumia swallows child spit". It works on Jackie, but you guys throwing shit at me like for eg I live in my grandma's house (when my ayeyo died in 2001, and never lived in Canada...for eg) is just tiresome. Seriously, the perpetually outraged trannies in kiwifarm have more good than whatever hellscape "fun" you carved up for yourself online.
Only lied about bolded, and to (successfully) infiltrate and avoid low quality racist sass from hicks like @Africa.com ... Anyone who thinks I wish to be white has no clue.I throw barbs at you like "you're a faggot who's been lying to a comedy forum about being an employed white person with a family for years and it's embarrassing" and they stick because they're true.
Spend all night thinking of a response to this, Slow-Wittedster.
You're proud of your Femitic heritage, little BishmaeliteOnly lied about bolded, and to (successfully) infiltrate and avoid low quality racist sass from hicks like @Africa.com ... Anyone who thinks I wish to be white has no clue.
You see, god made Ishmaels skin look like poopies but Mohammed said to be proud of this curse.You're proud of your Femitic heritage, little Bishmaelite
Did you see the hadith where Mohammed gets raped by a demon and runs home crying and trembling to his wife pleading for her to hide him?You see, god mad Ishmaels skin look like poopies but Mohammed said to be proud of this curse.
Ishmael was probably your skin tone (Chaldean-Babylonian dad, Egyptian mum)You see, god made Ishmaels skin look like poopies but Mohammed said to be proud of this curse.
Did you read the one where the Chinese man does a spinning round house kick to Isa (Jesus's) head. The Quran and additional texts are crazy.Did you see the hadith where Mohammed gets raped by a demon and runs home crying and trembling to his wife pleading for her to hide him?
AIIII NAIIIIIIIII
Whoever Isa is that's not Jesus. Jesus is Son of God and God, not a prophet of a false, demonic religion.Did you read the one where the Chinese man does a spinning round house kick to Isa (Jesus's) head. The Quran and additional texts are crazy.
Well he is god and the only man without the breath of Adam in him. He sits at the right hand of God while also being god. I know this because I read a lot of religious literature at the airport as it was free.Whoever Isa is that's not Jesus. Jesus is Son of God and God, not a prophet of a false, demonic religion.
Turk returning from his TP runI got toilet paper all on my own. I'm a big boy. I'm just deeply unsettled by the idea. Also. You're gay. I bet you can't even do a good karate.
Sounds like something a woman would make up for attentionI read this one book like 4 times in 10 days being stuck in an airport and it posits that if you use spiritual eyes to look at the last supper you would only see Adam and Jesus as no other spirit exists
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