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Nice work ethic, stupid.
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Can one of our finest autists work out how many more words he's written on twitter in the time it's taken him to write 14k words?
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This is going to be such dog shit. I'm really looking forward to it being released and nobody reading it except us.
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I've written more than that in Jira tickets
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The spirits labored to embiggen him, child.
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I just realized since he doesn't have a book deal anymore he's actually going to self publish it and act like it's a big win and he's rolling in book sales cash.
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"Scrooge was dead to begin with, child."
Fixed.
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If Pat ever finishes the thing and gets someone to print it, Quasi will most likely end up with the rights anyway. "This blows. Start over with at least one original idea and try to put some effort in."*
*translated from Hindu gibberish language
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Dickens started Christmas Carol the same way: “Marley was dead, to begin with”
He had an excuse, being Charles Dickens.
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True, but Dickens used a colon, whereas Patrick has made it clear that he has no idea how commas are supposed to be used. I hope Pat's colon ruptures and makes a mess all over his cat-piss floor.
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I signed away my daughter today. Or maybe it was yesterday, I don't know. I'm such a fat faggot.
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The faggot was fat: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever, about that.
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Right. People only get regular 9-5 jobs because fate wills it so.
As opposed to very special authors who pull themselves up by the bootstraps and show the man what's what with their $2/hr.
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His 28 tweet cyberstlaker post was ~850 words.
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This will be a rough estimate. The Mewler Report from 12/22/21 says Pat had 150,969 tweets. Today's says he has 155,291, so he has tweeted roughly 4,322 times since he started this book.
I don't know an easy way to find out the average number of words he uses per tweet, but Google says the average number of characters users as a whole use in a tweet is 33. Pat definitely writes more than this. As a guide, I used this:
This is 70 characters and 9 words, which seems about right for Pat. Using this as an average, since Pat started Christmas Carnage, he has written 38,898 words on Twitter (9 words per tweet times 4,322 tweets). He's written almost three times the number of words on Twitter than he has for his book, which is ostensibly his full time job.
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At the bar he probably only types during commercial breaks. One sentence for every pitching change, and the rest is just procrastination and making excuses