Nice work ethic, stupid.

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

How it started:

How it's going:

14k words in nearly two months. Turns out writing in a bar is horrible for productivity, who'd have thought?

 

[peckafacce]

311ish words a day. At this rate he will be done Christmas of 2023

 

[Gay Faggot.]

“Gods no.” Damn if there’s one thing I can’t fucking figure out, it’s if this guy is a fuckin geek or not.

 

[HotDogJoe]

311ish words a day. At this rate he will be done Christmas of 2023

That's fucking atrocious when you take into account that he considers writing his full time job and this is the only thing he's working on right now. I guess obsessively refreshing Twitter, responding to the stalkers and getting into fights online are important business though.

He's so deserving of the shitty life he has.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

it's a hobby

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

There is part of me that hopes he gets a publishing agreement and is under contract to release at minimum two books a year, imagine the tripe he would put out there. It takes him at least a year to type up a dogshit sci fi novel that leans heavily on pop culture references.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

“Gods no.” Damn if there’s one thing I can’t fucking figure out, it’s if this guy is a fuckin geek or not.

I have never known anyone who said "gods" as an epithet that wasn't also a massive faggot

 

[Brooke Shields]

Fucking first sentence in his picture:
"Scrooge was dead, to begin with."

I know there's something about not ending sentences with "with" or "to", i learned that shit in the 5th grade but I still do it anyway since I'm not being graded anymore. This professional author on the other hand...

 

[EraGodless]

Nice borrowing from The Stranger, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

what a lazy bum

 

[Jenna]

Fucking first sentence in his picture:
"Scrooge was dead, to begin with."

I know there's something about not ending sentences with "with" or "to", i learned that shit in the 5th grade but I still do it anyway since I'm not being graded anymore. This professional author on the other hand...

It seriously bugs the shit out of me that he's writing an action novel called Christmas Carnage, described by Patrick as a "bloody rampage through the London underworld" and that's how he starts it.

The inciting incident of the whole fucking novel. I guess an amateur author would take the inciting incident more seriously, perhaps write a bloody rampage in the first chapter. So the schmuck at the bookstore who buys Christmas Carnage gets some of that aforementioned Christmas Carnage right out of the gate.

No no no, the professional author takes care of that in six words. Three words actually, with "to begin with" tacked onto the end. Then, onto what Patrick really brings to the table: drunken confusing horseshit. The spirits labored to imbue within him. Squandered in pursuit of Sterling pounds at the expense of the suffering of those fate has placed in his charge. 100% pretentious horseshit from an alcoholic who thinks the booze makes him brilliant.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

If your paragraph is barely three lines on the page, maybe it is not that important and try to fit it into another paragraph. Every fucking sentence is ended with a period and a tap of the enter key.

 

[guest]

Oh sweet stlaker child, it only gets worse for you.

This is all Pat's parents fault for ever thinking their retard son could function on his own in society.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I like that he didn’t even save it yet after writing all that (Document1 at top), I bet thanks to his drinking and being an idiot he has deleted lots of his work because he forgets to save and closes out. That explains why he writes so little.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He thought he was being clever by using the opening line from A Christmas Carol. Cornball hack. And fat.

 

[Sputnik]

Im writing a 52,347.3 word article about a fat mooch that grease farts into a Big Lots couch from the Mid West and would like to get some notes from you pat. please help

#amwriTing #amgay

 

[SensibleKeks]

He's on Page 1 of 1.

 

[AntSucks]

Tape#1 and Tape#2 when transcribed added up to about 14K words. I did that in a weekend.

Patrick, I'll type up your drivel for you, and even correct your spelling mistakes. We'll knock out a book a month.

 

[victor_sanchez]

he's a twitter reply guy that lives off welfare and writes shitty sci fi novels as a HOBBY. he'll never come to terms with that but it's true.

not sure if there's a twitter bot that can get a word count of all his tweets since dec. 22, but i'm willing to bet good money that it would be way over 14k words.

also, twitter has cost him so much money and productivity that any other person would quit using that service like it was a heroin addiction. rick is too stupid and fame-obessed to make that drastic change. he's also very, very, fat with a hefty pair of bazongas.

 

[kingship75]

The spirits labored to imbue within him. Squandered in pursuit of Sterling pounds at the expense of the suffering of those fate has placed in his charge.

Fucking eww.