Nice under-40 grandma wife, stupid

[RobertMewler]

I think there’s some truth to him caring. He obviously considers his twitter the most valuable thing. This is how autistic people behave. Rick doesn’t care enough about his daughter. Autism explains all of his stupidity. He had to have his way. It also explains why he doesn’t understand why saying all his gay shit is so funny to most people. Autistics obsess over one thing usually. His is twitter. Everything else takes a back seat. Maybe I’m wrong.

You're absolutely right. His twitter account is all he has to market himself with. His agent does nothing for him. His own publishers won't mention him.

His account is the only thing that could win him fame and money. He got a little taste of fame with that debunked abortion trolley problem tweet but to him, it's proof of concept. Losing the checkmark remains, to this day, a deep narcissistic injury to his soul.

He will give up anything and everything to keep that twitter account. He was completely broken when he lost it the second time. You could see it in his face when he went on that panel the next day.

To him, wives and children come and go. Take away his twitter and you take away his life force.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I think there’s some truth to him caring. He obviously considers his twitter the most valuable thing. This is how autistic people behave. Rick doesn’t care enough about his daughter. Autism explains all of his stupidity. He had to have his way. It also explains why he doesn’t understand why saying all his gay shit is so funny to most people. Autistics obsess over one thing usually. His is twitter. Everything else takes a back seat. Maybe I’m wrong. I’m for sure gay though.

Your analysis is keen, but it leaves me asking if he's fat or not.

 

[UnPRePared]

You're absolutely right. His twitter account is all he has to market himself with. His agent does nothing for him. His own publishers won't mention him.

His account is the only thing that could win him fame and money. He got a little taste of fame with that debunked abortion trolley problem tweet but to him, it's proof of concept. Losing the checkmark remains, to this day, a deep narcissistic injury to his soul.

He will give up anything and everything to keep that twitter account. He was completely broken when he lost it the second time. You could see it in his face when he went on that panel the next day.

To him, wives and children come and go. Take away his twitter and you take away his life force.

Fuck it, I got a minute...

The desperation for fame since the proliferation of reality TV and social media has been interesting to observe. Almost all of these people sell their souls to portray a caricature of themselves, if not a full on act. And it's not even for real fame - you're not taken seriously to the public, and you're REALLY looked down upon by actual famous people. If you hustle right, maybe you'll at least make some money - but who gets that, 2% of those people? For every Logan Paul there's a Tomlinson, an Angry Video Game Nerd, or God forbid, a Chris Chan.

Sick sad world, I tell ya.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

That poor capybara relative or whatever the fuck it is, trying to get away from the 2 monsters it sees in its dreams. Poor little feller didn’t know it was a premonition.

Agouti

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Fatso posted this. Imagine posting your wife looking this fucking haggard for everyone to see. This bitch looks like she just got off a 78 hour shift in a south side of Chicago ER when it reality she just got back from a vacation with professional cunt Patrick S. Tomlinson.

Fatheaded skeezer

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

She looks like Carrie Fisher at the end

and pat looks like Jobba the Hut

 

[Ramooooonnnneeeeee]

Holy fuck that shattered my ribs

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

That little woodland critter doesn't know how close it came to meeting the same fate as an unsupervised prepubescent black boy in Milwaukee.

Any normal wife would be angry if her husband posted a picture of her looking like shit online, and they wouldn't even have to deal with hurtful appraisals from their husband's gangstalkers.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Fucking Nana ova here.

My five-year-old saw that picture and said, "Pops, that man... looks like a vampire!!!"

 

[Phish]

To him, wives and children come and go.

Fawkin deep, but so true Mew. Whata scumbag. Ive always said, amongst the many problems, fatherless households and encouragement to impregnate multiple women and stay with none of them is one of the worst problems facing the black community. I guess technically the half hovel is in the black community. Is P@t cultural appropriating the POCs by leaving Ade while 7 months pregnant??

As a side note, pot talk Saturday, as someone raising a difficult 3 month old(faggot just cries 15 hours a day some days), i couldnt imagine abandoning him and this women and just heaving all the responsibilities on my girl. That’s incomprehensible to me. A baby is soooo much work. Its draining. Ade decided “fuck it, itll be so much easier without Pat around”. Thats mind blowing too.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

My five-year-old saw that picture and said, "Pops, that man... looks like a vampire!!!"

Hampire
Grossferatu
Hackula

Nice "Interview With the," stupid.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

Actually my wife is quite beautiful

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nice vacation in Room 237, stupid.

 

[Clint Ruin]

You're absolutely right. His twitter account is all he has to market himself with. His agent does nothing for him. His own publishers won't mention him.

His account is the only thing that could win him fame and money. He got a little taste of fame with that debunked abortion trolley problem tweet but to him, it's proof of concept. Losing the checkmark remains, to this day, a deep narcissistic injury to his soul.

He will give up anything and everything to keep that twitter account. He was completely broken when he lost it the second time. You could see it in his face when he went on that panel the next day.

To him, wives and children come and go. Take away his twitter and you take away his life force.

This is why I miss his ban evasion days. His pain of knowing that articles couldn't link to his RobertMewler account and boost his follower count without also getting him nuked for sidestepping Twitter ToS. He would have paid a lot more than $5k to get his OG account back. Sad, sad little Pig basing his whole life around proving to Ade that he isn't a nobody.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Nice vacation in Room 237, stupid.