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The man is driving people. Give him some time.Can you give us an in detail breakdown of what went down?
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The man is driving people. Give him some time.Can you give us an in detail breakdown of what went down?
I agree with Gay Faggot. Texting while driving is irresponsible and unsafe.The man is driving people. Give him some time.
I hope Patrick is texting later today, after 15 pity beers, from his Vespa.I agree with Gay Faggot. Texting while driving is irresponsible and unsafe.
I think his only victory lately, or ever, is Faggot of the Year.
In all fairness Dan should at least get an "atta boy" for being able to pivot from getting catfished by philly and getting bobo on last minute.@ChicopeeChip get him on for an exclusive interview this afternoon while its still fresh and you can redeem the apparent abomination from last night
That's the first time anyone has said Patrick is appealing.We did it, reddit! Stupid asshole was trying to talk over the judge by the end. He’s appealing, of course.
Is that what happened? I still haven’t watched it yet. That’s pretty funnyIn all fairness Dan should at least get an "atta boy" for being able to pivot from getting catfished by philly and getting bobo on last minute.
Having a pitstop so I’ll get these right quick:Questions for Andrew:
- What did Pig wear and were his buttons about to burst?
- What was Pig saying when he was trying to talk over the judge?
- Did the judge corrrrect him and seem annoyed?
- Did Pig sound feeble and womanly and like he was about to cry?
Save it for the podcast, sweetie (but thank you)!!!Having a pitstop so I’ll get these right quick:
-blue jeans, black blazer, black shirt. Pretty much standard rube fare. Honestly looked better in person than in his vacation pics, though the mask probably helped.
-the judge said it sounds like he was threatening me and invited me to a confrontation and he literally said “NO, ThaT did noT occur, he is lying!”
-he had to tell him to quiet down/don’t do that about 3 times.
-he sounded like his normal pretentious self. Tbh, my voice was more shaky than his.
And to slackjawedcow, he seemed to avoid eye contact except for when he gave a snarky “you thought that was just so hilarious, didn’t you!” about the african american childrens being made into pepperoni.
Brotherman you have made me so happy. Thank you.Having a pitstop so I’ll get these right quick:
-blue jeans, black blazer, black shirt. Pretty much standard rube fare. Honestly looked better in person than in his vacation pics, though the mask probably helped.
-the judge said it sounds like he was threatening me and invited me to a confrontation and he literally said “NO, ThaT did noT occur, he is lying!”
-he had to tell him to quiet down/don’t do that about 3 times.
-he sounded like his normal pretentious self. Tbh, my voice was more shaky than his.
And to slackjawedcow, he seemed to avoid eye contact except for when he gave a snarky “you thought that was just so hilarious, didn’t you!” about the african american childrens being made into pepperoni.
Ah shitSave it for the podcast, sweetie (but thank you)!!!
I bet the court is already sick of his shit. You know the court is aware of him after that lolsuitI’m honestly shocked at how quickly they update that court website
wow what a bitchmade queenAnd to slackjawedcow, he seemed to avoid eye contact except for when he gave a snarky “you thought that was just so hilarious, didn’t you!” about the african american childrens being made into pepperoni.
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