Nice masculine voice, stupid

[MonsterSteve]

"I've never had this much fun in a 4 cylinder car"

It can't be that much different from your standard V6.

It just goes to show you what a fat blobby idiot he is having never driven something like a WRX STi that would smoke his Mustang in a straight line AND around corners. Mustangs carry too much WEIGHT to be fun.

 

[Snake]

92 views and approximately 84 are from here.

88, child.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Niki's trying to negotiate hairpin turns and Patrick is sitting in the backseat, waving his toy dinosaur in her face while screeching like a mongoloid. Watch out! Don't wreck! Huh huh.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Pat posting videos is cool because it has a viewcount and shows how irrelevant his 50k followers are, 400 views in 2 hours. Of which only maybe half are sincere pat followers.

Weekly Squal Ep1 has almost 1k views only from traffic from here and KF and no following of it's own

 

[HatRemovalService]

With the cadence of Fatrick Bateman

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Nice respect for your wife, asshole. He really loves negging her over mundane shit.

What a coincidence - he loves negging, and she loves...

 

[FurBurger]

Nice respect for your wife, asshole. He really loves negging her over mundane shit. Does the world need to know your wife has anxiety driving?

Do we need to know his wife is an anxious driver?

Yes; yes we do.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

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Hahaha we had the same idea. Here's mine:

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Fucking riveting commentary from the slow-witted oaf, "boy we are up here hehe" His narration is as lifeless and uninspired as his fat attempts at writing. Faced with a mountain range and unspoiled nature as far as the eye can see, all his thinkin' meats can muster is "this is something else". Niki could have redeemed herself by launching the car off the road and over the edge, I bet that's why Pat made her stop driving, he could sense she was getting twitchy thinking about the ever increasing debt looming over them.

 

[EraGodless]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1505328767966883853

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He's out of breath.

 

[Stent]

Niki was getting the shakes. It's been a few hours and she needs a drink.

 

[guest]

He really is a self absorbed asshole. His wife is having a panic attack and all Piggy can do is tweet about it. How about for one second in your miserable life you don’t think about yourself and you comfort your wife, you inconsiderate cocksucker!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He ALWAYS turns the camera back for just a second on himself. As if every little moment requires his sweaty, open-mouthed mug to make an appearance. Repugnant.

I was going to post the same thing. This is at least the third time now. Nobody needs to see your disgusting fat face, Pat.

(Bottom one is from when he was dying after shoveling an inch of snow.)

 

[Chive Turkey]

Hahaha we had the same idea. Here's mine:

This is screaming out for a photoshop of black children in the reflection of his shades.

16 and dick.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I don’t think Charlie is SM friends with Pat. The reason I say so is if my sister married someone like the Pig, I would’ve removed all of his teeth with my fist already.

 

[HotDogJoe]

And…we are up here

Fascinating insight, you hog. It was definitely worth taking and posting this video.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Good job blocking the middle of a winding mountain road just so you can make another pointless tweet, you fat asshole.

Would have been nice to see a speeding dump truck come around the corner and obliterate that car.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Let me do the driving, toots"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That entry level 4cyl mustang has more HP than his old salvage title.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

What the fuck kinda underhand softball lesbian steering wheel grip is this?