jack black parading around in flame shorts singing hapy birthday next to a giant robot. nice time to take a political stand stupid
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It’s more Jack Black trying to do damage control for his career - even though he didn’t say it he’s lumped in with it and he doesn’t want to lose any work (super Mario movie made a ton of money etc) kind of sucks he didn’t even say it yet he is the “face” of the band since he’s much more famous than Kyle Gas.
have you not seen him play the saxaboom? c'mon! the guy's a genius
(sometimes I say things in hyperbole when I actually mean the opposite)
(sometimes I say things in hyperbole when I actually mean the opposite)
They were talking about kicking him out of Australia. Tee hee you fat Jewish midget.
How is that a punishment?-
I guess being Kung Fu Panda & Bowser is more fulfilling than a lifelong friendship.
Oh Pogrom why
I'm so sorry, faggot Jack Black tribute band
...and now it gets worse for you.
At least he takes it in stride.
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2005, why? I’m about to get fawkin’ hammered and try to fuck my bitch girlfriend
sure hope he doesn’t relapse on “weed”
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Why does he even care? He must have a few million stashed away and a stable royalty income.
He’s 70 years old and has been morbidly obese his whole life, he’s at deaths door.
Just relax and double down and say you want his whole family dead. What a loser.
He’s 70 years old and has been morbidly obese his whole life, he’s at deaths door.
Just relax and double down and say you want his whole family dead. What a loser.
I don't really get why he's being bent over and fucked so hard over this. I have a hard time believing he's the only lefty celebrity who's publicly said that. I thought it was cool to hate Trump. People have been openly wishing harm on him for 8 years now, and now everyone's got morals all of the sudden?
Legit though, he'll probably kill himself. Tenacious D is all he has. He doesn't have a family or anything. He's just a lonely old pedophile looking weirdo with another band called Trainwreck that nobody knows or gives a shit about.
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He should try getting up every morning and working 10 hour days 5 or 6 days a week for paltry money.
What’s he so depressed about? It’s a literal joke band, he isn’t an esteemed musician creating a body of work for the ages. Just enjoy the money, he’s got it great - an easy way to be rich with very little of the negatives of being famous.
The funny thing is I don't think he even wants to be a musician. He wants to be Jack Black. He's an actor. He wants to star in big Hollywood comedies instead of popping up for a 5 second cameo in Jack Black movies. Tenacious D is just their little joke band that they started doing when they were in a comedy troupe with Tim Robbins or some shit. For all of his success that he barely had to work for, he is unfulfilled.
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It just seems so crazy to me, I would hate to be a famous actor. I would turn it down to work as a sysadmin for 70k a year. I hand on heart would.
I can’t understand people valuing these things so much, it’s hedonistic and weird.
It’s also delusional, he’s really fat, bald and looks like a sex offender. What roles does he think he can play?
That's actually a really good question.